whats your favorite "roses are red" pome?

[brianmanahan]

i just thought of this one and laughed so hard i almost cried:

"roses are red,
violets are blue,
who is your daddy
and what does he do?"

 

[Hugh Jass]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pome

 

[brianmanahan]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pome

wrong type of pome

 

[kranky]

It made me want to cry, too, but not from laughing.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Roses are red, violets are gold now get on your knees and do what you're told!

 

[her209]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mom's a beast in bed,
My balls are now bruised.

 

[brianmanahan]

Roses are red, violets are gold now get on your knees and do what you're told!

tbh i dont get it

 

[tboo]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Ill let you pee on me,
but Im not into poo.

 

[Red Squirrel]

tbh i dont get it

There's two interpretations to that. Blow job, or cleaning floors. 😛 When I first heard it, I thought it was cleaning floors.

 

[gorcorps]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

It doesn't rhyme but the message is what's important

 

[Red Squirrel]

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Andrew Dice Clay did a bunch of these.

 

[tfinch2]

Lmao

 

[Cappuccino]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowls empty,
And so is you're head.

BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Shut the fuck up
And suck my D

 

[clamum]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
All I wanna do
Is poop on you

 

[Phoenix86]

 

[CurseTheSky]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base...
are belong to you :wub:

 

[chimaxi83]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
All of my base...
are belong to you :wub:

L. M. A. O.

I almost died laughing, thanks!

 

[MrPickins]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have multiple personalities,
and so do I

 

[Paratus]

Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF
All of my base...
are belong to you :wub:

Rose are red,
Violets are blue,
You screwed that up
So I fixed that for you. 😉

 

[CPA]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Ill let you pee on me,
but Im not into poo.

winnar

 

[UglyCasanova]

I laughed so hard at that just now 😛

 

[AreaCode707]

The perennial Anandtech classic beats all of these.

You're my vermiculite date
Hot as potassium nitrate.
Let me take ya to the prom.
Blow me! Bang me! You da bomb!

Still miss you, WW!

 

[Puppies04]

Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I'm a dog,
Woof.