whats your favorite "roses are red" pome?

brianmanahan

Lifer
Sep 2, 2006
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i just thought of this one and laughed so hard i almost cried:

"roses are red,
violets are blue,
who is your daddy
and what does he do?"
 

her209

No Lifer
Oct 11, 2000
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your mom's a beast in bed,
My balls are now bruised.
 

tboo

Diamond Member
Jun 25, 2000
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Ill let you pee on me,
but Im not into poo.
 

gorcorps

aka Brandon
Jul 18, 2004
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

It doesn't rhyme but the message is what's important
 

Red Squirrel

No Lifer
May 24, 2003
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Cappuccino

Diamond Member
Feb 27, 2013
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowls empty,
And so is you're head.

BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!
 
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AreaCode707

Lifer
Sep 21, 2001
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The perennial Anandtech classic beats all of these.

You're my vermiculite date
Hot as potassium nitrate.
Let me take ya to the prom.
Blow me! Bang me! You da bomb!

Still miss you, WW!