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What's Your Favorite Movie Quote?

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Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"Do you like Gladiator movies, Bobby?"

*and so begins the Airplane nested quote fest #2,357 in ATOT history
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Bobby, you ever been in a Turkish prison?
 
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"Do you like Gladiator movies, Bobby?"

*and so begins the Airplane nested quote fest #2,357 in ATOT history
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Bobby, you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

 
I don't know, but it's probably from the movie Tombstone and it was probably spoken by Val Kilmer
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: schneiderguy
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
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"Do you like Gladiator movies, Bobby?"

*and so begins the Airplane nested quote fest #2,357 in ATOT history
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Bobby, you ever been in a Turkish prison?
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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol!
 
surprised no one mentioned this yet as i see it all the time here:

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from space. It's the only way to be sure.

I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania


It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
With your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane,
Let's do the Time Warp again
 
Carl: I ate some Triscuit crackers in the car, you should have had some.
Eric: Well, maybe if you told me they were delicious Triscuit crackers I could have enjoyed them with you.
Carl: I'm sorry.
Eric: Well, "sorry" doesn't put the Triscuit crackers in my stomach now, does it Carl?
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Pretty much anything from Billy Madison though.
 
one more

Listen! Understand! That terminator is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead
 
Ripper: Mandrake?
Mandrake: Yes, Jack?
Ripper: Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
Mandrake: Well, I can't say I have.
Ripper: Vodka, that's what they drink, isn't it? Never water?
Mandrake: Well, I-I believe that's what they drink, Jack, yes.
Ripper: On no account will a Commie ever drink water, and not without good reason.
Mandrake: Oh, eh, yes. I, uhm, can't quite see what you're getting at, Jack.
Ripper: Water, that's what I'm getting at, water. Mandrake, water is the source of all life. Seven-tenths of this earth's surface is water. Why, do you realize that seventy percent of you is water?
Mandrake: Uh, uh, Good Lord!
Ripper: And as human beings, you and I need fresh, pure water to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
Mandrake: Yes. (he begins to chuckle nervously)
Ripper: Are you beginning to understand?
Mandrake: Yes. (more laughter)
Ripper: Mandrake. Mandrake, have you never wondered why I drink only distilled water, or rain water, and only pure-grain alcohol?
Mandrake: Well, it did occur to me, Jack, yes.
Ripper: Have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation. Fluoridation of water?
Mandrake: Uh? Yes, I-I have heard of that, Jack, yes. Yes.
Ripper: Well, do you know what it is?
Mandrake: No, no I don't know what it is, no.
Ripper: Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?
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Originally posted by: mugs
I don't know, but it's probably from the movie Tombstone and it was probably spoken by Val Kilmer
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It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds.

I'm your huckleberry...

You know, Frederic fucking Chopin.

You're no daisy! You're no daisy at all.

😀

God I love that movie.
 
Let's get right down to it, boys. Let's get right down to it.

Men are shit.

What? Men... are... *shit*. What, isn't that what they say? Because we do bad things, don't we? We do horrible, heineous, *heinous*, terrible things. Things that no woman would ever do. No, women, they don't lie. No, women don't cheat. Women don't *manipulate* us. But you see what I'm getting at. You see what society does? Little boys, it's, "Wow, womaaaan!" We are taught to apologize. I am sorry. I am so sorry, baby. I am so sorry. What is it that we need? Is it their pussies? Their love? Mommy wouldn't let me play soccer... and Daddy, he hit me, so that's who I am, that's why I do what I do? Fucking bullshit. I will not apologize for who I am. I will not apologize for what I need. I will not apologize for what I *want*!

Frank T.J. Mackey - Magnolia
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: Drakkon
?

Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
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whats that from?
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Blazing Saddles ftmfw.

he forgot, in a different scene:

"Where's all the white women at?"
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Or the classic line...
"Nobody move or the N*gger gets it!"

anyone in that movie except Cleavon Little saying that wouldn't have been funny.

 
"Certainly, in the topsy-turvy world of heavy rock, having a good solid piece of wood in your hand is often useful."


"This is gonna take crackerjack timing."


"there's no school today, we're playing with our peepees."

 
Harry: Had my dream again where I'm making love, and the Olympic judges are watching. I'd nailed the compulsories, so this is it, the finals. I got a 9.8 from the Canadians, a perfect 10 from the Americans, and my mother, disguised as an East German judge, gave me a 5.6. Must have been the dismount.

Harry: Would you like to have dinner?... Just friends.
Sally: I thought you didn't believe men and women could be friends.
Harry: When did I say that?
Sally: On the ride to New York.
Harry: No, no, no, I never said that... Yes, that's right, they can't be friends. Unless both of them are involved with other people, then they can... This is an amendment to the earlier rule. If the two people are in relationships, the pressure of possible involvement is lifted... That doesn't work either, because what happens then is, the person you're involved with can't understand why you need to be friends with the person you're just friends with. Like it means something is missing from the relationship and why do you have to go outside to get it? And when you say "No, no, no it's not true, nothing is missing from the relationship," the person you're involved with then accuses you of being secretly attracted to the person you're just friends with, which you probably are. I mean, come on, who the hell are we kidding, let's face it. Which brings us back to the earlier rule before the amendment, which is men and women can't be friends.

Sally: At least I got the apartment.
Harry: That's what everyone says. But, really, what's so hard about finding an apartment? What you do is look in the obituary section. You see who died, find out where they lived, and tip the doorman. What they could do to make it easier is combine the two. You know, Mr. Kline died yesterday, leaving behind a wife, two children, and a spacious three bedroom apartment with a wood burning fireplace.

Harry: With whom did you have this great sex?
Sally: I'm not going to tell you that.
Harry: Fine, don't tell me.
Sallyt: Shel Gordon.
Harry: Shel? Sheldon? No, no, you did not have great sex with Sheldon.
Sally: I did too.
Harry: No you didn't. A Sheldon can do your income taxes, if you need a root canal, Sheldon's your man... but humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don.' Doesn't work.

Sally: Amanda mentioned you had a dark side.
Harry: That's what drew her to me.
Sally: Your dark side?
Harry: Sure. Why? Don't you have a dark side? I know, you're probably one of those cheerful people who dot their "i's" with little hearts.
Sally: I have just as much of a dark side as the next person.
Harry: Oh, really? When I buy a new book, I read the last page first. That way, in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.

Jess: You made a woman meow?

Sally: Well, basically it's the same dream I've been having since I was twelve.
Harry: Which is?
Sally: Okay, there's this guy...
Harry: What does he look like?
Sally: I don't know, he's just sort of faceless.
Harry: Faceless guy, okay.
Sally: He RIPS off my clothes.
[pause]
Harry: And?
Sally: That's it.
Harry: That's it? Some faceless guy rips off all your clothes, and THAT'S the sex fantasy you've been having since you were twelve?
Sally: Well sometimes I vary it a little.
Harry: Which part?
Sally: What I'm wearing.


Older Woman in Diner: I'll have what she's having.

 
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?


 
Rather than start a new thread... I necroed

"This is the province of combat, and these are the faces of war" - Twilight Zone

"Your earth will be free to live out its miserable span of existence, as one of my satellites. And that's how its going to be." - ??

 
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