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What's Your Favorite Movie Quote?

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From MIDNIGHT EXPRESS:

You can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill
So everybody runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass.
That's what they call 'Turkish revenge'.
 
Elwood: It's a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it.
 
Does he look like a bitch?
No!
Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?

This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here

Normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happen to pull this shit while I'm in a transitional period so I don't wanna kill you, I wanna help you. But I can't give you this case, it don't belong to me. Besides, I've already been through too much shit this morning over this case to hand it over to your dumb ass.

No, no, no, no, no. No, to get even, even-Steven... I would have to kill you... go up to Nikki's room, kill her... then wait for your husband, the good Dr. Bell, to come home and kill him. That would be even, Vernita. That'd be about square

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion. The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head. Just like this fucker here. Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!

"PC Load Letter"? What the fuck does that mean?

Michael Bolton: There *was* nothing wrong with it... until I was about twelve years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well, why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison.
 
Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous.
And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you.
Or maybe you shouldn't bring me every little piece of trash you happen to pick up.
 
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
 
Originally posted by: zoiks
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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haaa! Oh man I could quote that whole movie.


Who you callin spook.... PECKERWOOD?
 
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: rudeguy
Originally posted by: Drakkon
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Qualifications?
Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
You said rape twice.
I like rape.
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whats that from?
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Blazing Saddles ftmfw.

he forgot, in a different scene:

"Where's all the white women at?"
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Same scene actually.


I'll contribute a great line from a vastly underappreciated movie:

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."
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not sure of the movie but I'm thinking it was Kurt Russell. amirite?
 
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: GagHalfrunt


I'll contribute a great line from a vastly underappreciated movie:

"When things are at their darkest, pal, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."
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not sure of the movie but I'm thinking it was Kurt Russell. amirite?
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Close. Right style, wrong actor. Dennis Quaid, Innerspace.
 
"My brothas gonna kills us! He's gonna kill us!" Jeffersons Brother
"My brothas gonna shit!" Jeffersons Brother
"Make up your mind dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?" Jeff Spicoli
"First he's gonna shit! Then he's gonna kill us!" Jeffersons Brother
"Relax all right? My old man's a television repairman and has the ultimate set of tools, I can fix it!" Jeff Spicoli
:MAN you can't fix it Spicoli!" Jeffersons Brother
 
Office Space - Every line.

Also, Full Metal Jacket, Pulp Fiction, Spaceballs, Denis Leary's "Asshole" Routine, and many others I cant list.
 
Originally posted by: drum
Captain Renault: Carl, see that Major Strasser gets a good table, one close to the ladies.
Carl: I have already given him the best, knowing he is German and would take it anyway.

Rick: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[a croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
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Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
 
License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.
 
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood" - Ben Stiller in Dodgeball

"by Grabthar's hammer, by the sons of Worvan, you shall be avenged." - Alan Rickman in Galaxy Quest

Cheers,
Aquaman
 
Defiant to the end, eh? You won't cry like him will you. You're not afraid of death. You're like me.

The only thing that you and I have in common, Mister Creedy, is we?re both about to die.

How do you imagine that's going to happen?

With my hands around your neck.

Bollocks. Whatcha gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing, nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns!

No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I am no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.
 
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My name is Gladiator.

How dare you show your back to me. Slave! You will remove your helmet and tell me your name.

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife, and I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
 
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