Whats wrong with the South?

The Godfather

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USA (At least.. in the South):

1) You got nowhere to go all day, all you have are malls and movies.
2) You need a car to go everywhere, no cafe's, no living people outside walking, all you see are highways.
3) Everything is 10 miles apart.
4) If you get in a fight in school it fuks up your whole life. You get sued, medical bills, record, colleges look at it etc.. Even if it was self protection.
5) Everyone is allright with EMOs etc..
6) Lots of fat people.
7) Everyone is fake as hell.
8) Yes, good pay, lots of work, but yet.. no life.

Europe:

1) Cafe's everywhere, people everywhere.
2) Fights dont matter, its common thing.
3) Kids have a place to hang out, you have public transport and ways to get around the city, even walk.
4) Teenagers act more mature, and kids are raised in a better way. You rarely see spoiled little brats.
5) Good looking women.
6) Good looking women.
7) Good looking women.
8) Stuff like EMOs aren't appreciated, and are most likely beat up.
9) School systems are way more advanced, even the poor schools are ahead with material.
10) Yes, hard to find work but at least, you get an enjoyment of life.
11) People have class.

No wonder you hear people say "I'm going to a vacation in Europe"
 

daniel1113

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I agree with most of the America points, but to say that Europe is any better is a joke.
 

DainBramaged

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All I know is that one of my better friends came to America from France six years ago. She's not going back.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Who cares about fat people? As long as they aren't walking around nude I don't care. Emos are pretty rare as well, aside in suburban neighborhoods. Europe has insane taxes as it's disadvantage.
 

raildogg

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Lame. Really lame. Have you been in the South? Lived there? Or have you just visited some little town and made up your mind?

I've been to Jersey City and parts of NYC, and I don't judge the entire North by that. Grow up. I know that the Northerners have a double standard and can get away with Southern jokes, but really, you guys aren't helping anybody. And I'm not calling you a Northerner, don't feel offended.

Good looking women? Umm, they can be found in every state, every city, every town. Lets not generalize.

Oops, why am I taking this too seriously?
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Who cares about fat people? As long as they aren't walking around nude I don't care. Emos are pretty rare as well, aside in suburban neighborhoods. Europe has insane taxes as it's disadvantage.

Life is so like, sh!tty, living in the 'burbs. Enough to make me like wanna cut myself like all up. <covers face with hair>
 

HamburgerBoy

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Originally posted by: DainBramaged
Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Who cares about fat people? As long as they aren't walking around nude I don't care. Emos are pretty rare as well, aside in suburban neighborhoods. Europe has insane taxes as it's disadvantage.

Life is so like, sh!tty, living in the 'burbs. Enough to make me like wanna cut myself like all up. <covers face with hair>

Like, oh my gosh, my parents only gave me $100 of allowance this week. In protest I'm going to, like, wear black clothes.

Originally posted by: FLWRHART
Nothing beats the good old u.s.a.

:thumbsup: :D
 

Literati

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That's the extent of the problems the United State faces that you came up with to bitch about?

America sounds fantastic.
 

everman

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So essentially you got into a fight at school with an "emo" (and lost), parents took your car, you feel like your life is ruined, your grades suck, you're fat, and want to run away to the magical utopian land of Europe.
 

boredhokie

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SO i was at this party (took a bus, TAKE THAT EUROPE) and it was pretty cool. Granted I already have a GF but there were a lot of ppl there and i had a good time. .Compare that to Uganda - does youganda have a keg, much less two? I thought now, strike to europe. Check mate from virginia!
 

Delita

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I think those are the worst lists of points ever compiled. What are you like 14? "Damn it where are the fvckin cafe's?"
 

NGC_604

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Hahahah I love that part about how Europeans are soo pretty and American girls are nasty beasts. What is wrong with you? I'll admit there are plenty of hot European girls. But is there a landslide of them compared to American girls? Yeah, sure. You can't spend some time in some crap ass town in Alabama and let it speak for the rest of the country.
 

Whisper

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If you think us Southerners do "lots of work" and have "no life," then I wonder what exactly your definition of life is.

And beyond that, visit Athens, GA, Baton Rouge, LA, or Justaboutanywhereville, TX, and then come back and re-evaluate European points five through seven. I'm not taking anything away from European women, but Athens and Baton Rouge have just about the highest per capita population of sweet, attractive females of anywhere I've been. Ever.
 

HamburgerBoy

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FallenHero

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Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
Originally posted by: FallenHero
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Forum formatting ate my train :(
 

Delita

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Originally posted by: FallenHero
THIS THREAD SUCKS AND IS NOW ABOUT TRAINS

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http://www.sylvan.com/~tigger/samples/train.gif
http://www.thebattles.net/sol20/images/train.gif
http://www.pogo.org.uk/railway/photos/tw08.jpg
http://www.usbr.gov/history/train.jpg
http://www.railwayshop.com/daylight/aft.jpg
http://frouff.free.fr/hfr/ptit-train.jpg
http://www.patioproductions.com/inventory/TRAIN2i-train.jpg
http://img143.echo.cx/img143/2530/train2wx.jpg
http://www.iltco.org/albums/album18/211_G.jpg
http://www.math.niu.edu/~behr/Trains/BNSF5162.jpg
http://web.telia.com/~u70704348/trains/Ud866.jpg
http://web.telia.com/~u70704348/trains/TGOJX.jpg


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