What's worse than a Tornado?

[bobbybe01]

You can do the following:

You: "What's the capital of Thailand?"
Them: "Uhh.."
You: "Bangkok!" (hit them in the balls as you say that)

Note: do not give them any time to answer...

 

[VietDude]

How about a knee to the crotch...

 

[vi edit]

Beware the purple nurple.

 

[godmare]

2 tornadoes.
And if a grown man pinched and twisted my nipple, I'd crack all the teeth out of his head.

 

[ggavinmoss]

You should've said "The Holocaust."

And when the Plant Manager says, "No, a Titty Twister" you could've said "Pinching my nipple is worse than six million dead Jews? You sir disgust me."

And then you'd be crowned king of the Plant.

-geoff

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

A volcanic eruption with a tornado pulling up the lava and spewing it all over the place... That and being eye guaged and then using the holes as a grip and having your head smashed into their knee.

 

[homestarmy]

That titty twister could be worth millions, sexual harrassment!

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: AyashiKaibutsu
A volcanic eruption with a tornado pulling up the lava and spewing it all over the place... That and being eye guaged and then using the holes as a grip and having your head smashed into their knee.

Well that's still not as bad as having your nipple twisted violently by a grown man.
I think I am gonna file an accident report and see if I can get some time off.
The reason?
Severe Titty Trauma.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
You can do the following:

You: "What's the capital of Thailand?"
Them: "Uhh.."
You: "Bangkok!" (hit them in the balls as you say that)

Note: do not give them any time to answer...

I love this!

 

[AyashiKaibutsu]

How about being punched so hard in the chest that the fist goes right threw and then getting slapped in the back of the head with said fist before dying.

 

[BespinReactorShaft]

Let me tell u what's worse than a twister.

Testicular torsion.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ggavinmoss
You should've said "The Holocaust."

And when the Plant Manager says, "No, a Titty Twister" you could've said "Pinching my nipple is worse than six million dead Jews? You sir disgust me."

And then you'd be crowned king of the Plant.

-geoff

*falls out of his chair* :thumbsup:

 

[ZoNtO]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
A tornado that hits a radioactive waste dump, then hits a gas refinery, then hits powerlines and catches on fire, then hits a bee farm.

Wouldn't be that bad, the tornado would spin everything around inside itself and contain it. In fact I would prefer that to any other tornado

 

[FoBoT]

volcanos and meteor impacts can both wipe out all life on the planet, those are the worst things i can think of

 

[FoBoT]

oh, the head guy at the place you work just grabbed your man boob?

sounds like sexual harassment lawsuit time to me

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: bobbybe01
You can do the following:

You: "What's the capital of Thailand?"
Them: "Uhh.."
You: "Bangkok!" (hit them in the balls as you say that)

Note: do not give them any time to answer...

:laugh:

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

you guys are a bunch of pansies if you think about filing sexual harassment for that

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
The Plant Manager, the boss of all my bosses here, just asked me "What's worse than a Tornado?"
I, being the inexperienced dumb a$$ that I am, asked him "What?"
I've never been given a Titty Twister before. I'm still hurting.

skywalker66

 

[PanzerIV]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

you guys are a bunch of pansies if you think about filing sexual harassment for that

That's what I was thinking but I think a lot think he's a she based on some past comments in threads.

 

[ironcrotch]

a swirly?

 

[brigden]

Skywalker66 threads.

 

[jdini76]

You're lucky he didn't ask what the capital of Thailand was.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

Almost, but not quite. Harrassing means it occured multiple times. Until there is proof of more than one incident, it isn't harassment (it is assult or some similar illegal thing, but certainly not harassment).

Why can't people understand the legal definition of harassment? It basically is "to irritate or torment persistently."

That said, I would have told him, no a hurricane is much worse than a tornado. (I'll leave it up to your imaginiation what a hurricane would be like).

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: PanzerIV

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

you guys are a bunch of pansies if you think about filing sexual harassment for that

That's what I was thinking but I think a lot think he's a she based on some past comments in threads.

Any guy stupid enough to do that in this day and age to a woman deserves to be fired.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

Almost, but not quite. Harrassing means it occured multiple times. Until there is proof of more than one incident, it isn't harassment (it is assult or some similar illegal thing, but certainly not harassment).

Why can't people understand the legal definition of harassment? It basically is "to irritate or torment persistently."

That said, I would have told him, no a hurricane is much worse than a tornado. (I'll leave it up to your imaginiation what a hurricane would be like).

are you sure? i remember from our sexual harassment training seminars that one incident that creates a "hostile environment" is considered harassment.