What's worse than a Tornado?

[Zysoclaplem]

The Plant Manager, the boss of all my bosses here, just asked me "What's worse than a Tornado?"
I, being the inexperienced dumb a$$ that I am, asked him "What?"
I've never been given a Titty Twister before. I'm still hurting.

 

[EyeMWing]

What the hell, do you work with a bunch of high school kids?

 

[Chaotic42]

A tornado that hits a radioactive waste dump, then hits a gas refinery, then hits powerlines and catches on fire, then hits a bee farm.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
What the hell, do you work with a bunch of high school kids?

No, he is in his late 50s. Me on the otherhand, I am 23 and look 17. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

 

[JDub02]

I have a female friend that likes to joke around like that. I keep warning her that if she does it to me, I'm doing it right back.

 

[deerslayer]

WTF? Punch him in the face.

 

[minendo]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
What the hell, do you work with a bunch of high school kids?

No, he is in his late 50s. Me on the otherhand, I am 23 and look 17. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

Until someone files a harrassment complaint.

 

[blackdogdeek]

perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

 

[AdamSnow]

That's so funny...

 

[CombatChuk]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

 

[JDub02]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

when you pinch somebody's nipple and give it a twist. it hurts for a bit.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
What the hell, do you work with a bunch of high school kids?

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

yeah it is.

Now if he had done that to a female he would be in a lot of trouble.

 

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

Or just fun and games. Meh.

 

[spacelord]

sucker!

 

[JDub02]

I say if you're dumb enough to fall for it, you're dumb enough to get your nipple tweaked.

as soon as I hear "what's worse than...." I immediately cover up the nipples.

 

[blackdogdeek]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek

Originally posted by: CombatChuk

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
perhaps i don't know what a titty twister is, but that sure sounds like sexual harassment.

nipple + pinch and twist = immense pain

then that definitely sounds like sexual harassment.

yeah it is.

Now if he had done that to a female he would be in a lot of trouble.

i thought the OP was a female.

 

[DnetMHZ]

2 tornadoes?

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
i thought the OP was a female.

If it's because you've seen him mention is boyfriend in the past....

Well I'm sure you can figure it out.

 

[pyonir]

Plant manager. Do you work on an assembly line?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: pyonir
Plant manager. Do you work on an assembly line?

I work for Goodyear. We make tires here, but we also have offices.

 

[Monkey muppet]

What's worse than a 'tiity twister'

<....punch in face...>

 

[pyonir]

I've worked in production plants. A Plant manager giving a titty twister doesn't surprise me.

 

[Ryan]

A category 5 hurricane.