What's with the short neck ties?

jtvang125

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Our workplace has mandatory dress shirt and tie for men. Well there is one guy in this other department that wears these really short ties. Not just now and then but everyday. The bottom end is like 3-4 inches above the top of his belt. It looks like he's wearing a kid's tie. Just looks really tacky.
 

Zysoclaplem

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He is probably just used to short things. Like a short d!ck and the short bus. :p

Edit: That was mean, I shouldn't have said that. Tell him I am sorry.
 

EyeMWing

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Well, is he really tall? If so, then STFU, it's the same size as your tie. If he's normal height (or even worse, short), he's retarded.
 

ahurtt

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Is he really tall or really fat or really awkward or geeky? If none of the above, he's probably doing it on purpose.
 

jtvang125

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Originally posted by: axelfox
Why don't you tell him rather than tell us?

I would if we were closer. I don't hate the guy but I hate how he b!tches and complains about every little thing that goes wrong with his computer.
 

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
He is probably just used to short things. Like a short d!ck and the short bus. :p

Edit: That was mean, I shouldn't have said that. Tell him I am sorry.

He understands, he's learned to accept you just the way you are.
 

Ramma2

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If you tie it wrong, it might be that short. He probably doesn't know how long its supposed to be.
 

jtvang125

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
Well, is he really tall? If so, then STFU, it's the same size as your tie. If he's normal height (or even worse, short), he's retarded.

He's about my height, 5'6"-7". My boss is a big guy at over 6' and he manages to wear his ties correctly.
 

spidey07

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Originally posted by: Ramma2
If you tie it wrong, it might be that short. He probably doesn't know how long its supposed to be.

or he's buying them from the kids department.

I say he just doesn't know how to dress himself.
 

BooGiMaN

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what are you the tie nazi...

if it bothers you that much have the balls to go over and tell him otherwise suck it up and STFU :p

 

Sex Smurf

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He wants you to focus on his belly instead of his crotch. Because thats what ties are for, to point to a man's power spot anyway.