Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: tigersty1e
First off, this is a rant. If you respond negatively to rants stop here.
What's with all these "updates" for TF2? Just make the game right, update it and stop. If you do it right, you don't need these updates...
alright, that's all.
That rant sucked. Let me try.
What the hell is with the constant updates for TF2 coming out? It's one thing to release an update to fix a problem, that I understand. But they come out with this supposed glorious update and the only thing, the
only thing, it adds is a bunch of pointless achievements and new weapons
for one single class! There are nine classes in the game! Is this the new wave of gaming? Episodic multiplayer content? What a complete crock of shit.
Here's the problem. They release all the medic stuff all at once, and nothing for the 8 other classes. Everyone goes, "Hell, I better play medic and get these new weapons." So now every single server that you join is full of medics! "Oh, that balances the game out," you say. Bullshit! There are nine classes. If you have a team of nine people, the law of averages assumes you would have one of each (obviously this isn't true because some maps lend themselves more to one class than another). So when eight people on a team of nine are playing as a single class, something is amiss. And it gets boring remarkably fast. "Oh look, he's invincible. Oh, now that one's invincible. Oh, another one is invincible." And it never ends!
Are they going to do this for every single class? Are they going to do it on the same time scale? If so, we won't see achievement updates for every class until June of 2012. This is retarded. They have absolutely screwed the pooch with this update because they refused to think of the consequences of their actions. It's like they were just sitting around a table saying, "Wouldn't it be cool if the medic had a gun that lit up like a Christmas tree, or something that gave him health... ooh, or an UBERSAW! HOW COOL ARE WE?" And then while they were jumping around like retards trying to pat themselves on the back for being so awesome, they knocked over their ice cream and spent the next three hours crying about it.
And if it weren't bad enough that they added all sorts of useless retarded shit that ruined the game balance, they had to go in and break other shit too. Oh dear, apparently elevators no longer work. Oh look, you can have infinite ubers. Oh, we're bad at coding, cause we're too worried about a sparkler cannon and an UBERSAW! THAT'S SO COOL! SERIOUSLY! Shut the fuck up and fix my game you troglodyte bastards. Stop giving me episodic content that dictates that everyone must play one class simultaneously because they need to be the first on their block to unlock everything. Use patches to fix shit that is broken, but don't break new shit in the process. Give me new maps from time to time. Apart from that, leave my game the hell alone! I already bought the damn thing! I haven't been complaining, "Gee, this game really has it all... but I just can't get into it without an UBERSAW (SERIOUSLY!)." Stop ruining my fun.
I don't actually believe most of that, mind you, but if you're going to rant, rant. One sentence doesn't qualify.
) crap going on. However, I like the improvements to medics. I think they did a good job adding useful stuff that doesn't mess up the game balance. When achievements hit for other classes though, I don't expect to see more than 1 or 2 medics per server like there used to be.
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