1) Short hair is easier to take care of. I've never had super short hair, but when I've had hair no longer than my chin, it took way less time to dry and style. I grew my hair out so I could have a nice up-do at my wedding. It takes me at least 3X longer to dry it with a blow dryer, and half the time I don't even dry it all the way because I get tired of waiting for it to dry.
2) Short hair styled well can look very cute (contrary to your belief)
This one doesn't even have a number because it's so important:
As a girl, I don't care what you think about me.
Trident - I am going to give you some advice about ladies.
Now I know that this will have no effect on you, and you will probably tell me I am stupid or something, but if you didn't catch it above, I don't care what you think of me.
You complain so much about how you can't get a girl because you're so ugly and you can't become all macho or whatever because your body is not like that.
(All caps for emphasis) HAVE YOU EVER STOPPED TO THINK THAT MAYBE YOU CAN'T GET A GIRL BECAUSE YOU ARE SO JUDGMENTAL? You write like you are expecting some supermodel to fall madly in love with you. I've got news for you - the vast vast majority of girls are NOT supermodels! In fact, there are many attractive girls that aren't supermodels. I would even say that Trident, you're not unattractive. If you were kind and didn't judge a person based on how they look right off the bat - maybe she'd go out with you. I'm not saying you have to give the 500+ lb girl a chance. If you HONESTLY don't find a girl attractive, then fine. But I really don't believe that you find few girls attractive because I just don't think people are wired to find so few people attractive. What I believe is that you hide behind this persona that you will only go out with 10/10 girls because then you don't have to risk putting yourself out there and risk a girl saying no to you or going out with you for a while and then deciding to part ways. Now, I could be wrong. I'm not saying I know the real you. I only know what I have read of some of your posts.
But for the love of God, if you want to get some dates, work on improving yourself and the way you relate to others. This is a tech forum and it is stereotypically thought that girls don't want to date techy people because they are not a man's man (I know I am grossly overgeneralizing but stay with me people!). If you head over to L&R, you'll find that plenty of the members are in relationships or married. Heck, some of them have posted pictures of their SOs and they have very attractive wives! One member's wife even won a bikini contest. Now, I'm sure ATOT has plenty of attractive men, but I would bet that the reason why they continue to be in relationships has less to do with their looks and more to do with how they treat their wives.
I only hope that at least part of what I have said impacts you for the better. That is all.