What's the worst thing someone has walked on you doing

CrazyLazy

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Whats the worst thing someone has walked in on you doing. Who was said person and how did they react?
 

buck

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Dec 11, 2000
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Smoking pot..

They asked to pass it to my right.


I have caught my roomate feeding the geese though, not fun.
 

JohnCU

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masturbating

college

put a stupid fucking smirk on his face and said hi and acted like he didn't see anything, fortunately i could cover up fast
 

Twista

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caught me keeping my naked girlfriend who was sleeping in my room without anyone knowing =[ My dad almost walked into my room but i grabbed him by his arm HARD lol. I had to tell him my GF was in there sleeping, but i didnt say naked.
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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We were parked out by the tracks
We're sitting in the back
And we just started getting busy
When she whispered "what was that?"
The wind, I think 'cause no one else knows where we are
And that was when she started screamin'
"That's my dad outside the car!"
 

SirStev0

Lifer
Nov 13, 2003
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if it wasn't for a well placed chair, my dad would have walked in on me eating the y burger in high school
 

Synomenon

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
masturbating

college

put a stupid fucking smirk on his face and said hi and acted like he didn't see anything, fortunately i could cover up fast

This. Qualifies as worst / most embarrassing.

He just kinda shrugged it off like he didn't see anything then he blurted out something like, "We all do it." on his way out.
 

KaOTiK

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Feb 5, 2001
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Back in highschool me and my girl ditched class went back to my home. Dad decided to come home from work like 5 hours earyl and caught us having sex in my bed. Didn't even hear him cause of the music.


 

scott916

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Jerkin it once by my mom, eating out my gf at the time by her brother. Both were terrible. Lulz...
 

JohnCU

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Originally posted by: scott916
Jerkin it once by my mom, eating out my gf at the time by her brother. Both were terrible. Lulz...

i totally read this sentence wrong a few times.
 

SirStev0

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Nov 13, 2003
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Originally posted by: scott916
Jerkin it once by my mom, eating out my gf at the time by her brother. Both were terrible. Lulz...

That probably would have been pretty not good... Especially if it was an older brother.
 

D1gger

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Originally posted by: KaOTiK
Back in highschool me and my girl ditched class went back to my home. Dad decided to come home from work like 5 hours earyl and caught us having sex in my bed. Didn't even hear him cause of the music.

Exactly the same for me. My Dad took one look, said "Woops, I'm sorry." closed the door and walked out. He never said another word about it.
 

joesmoke

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In the reverse situation, I once walked in on a roommate while he was doing "internet research" in his boxers. Its gross enough that it was a "shared" computer, but later I found sites in the history featuring 12 year olds in bathing suits. You never look at someone the same after something like that...
 

venkman

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My secretary caught me putting my iron superhero suit on.

















of course this a reference to Gizmo Duck. :p
 

uhohs

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not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries
 

slpaulson

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Jun 5, 2000
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I was on a message board, and somebody posted a message that tricked people into opening goatse with Mr. T coming out of the dude's ass when my dad walked in.

I still wonder if my dad thinks I'm some kind of pervert.
 

Canai

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Originally posted by: uhohs
not really walked in, but i helped my dad load his vacation pics off the digital camera onto his laptop...

but i forgot i had some pics of my own on there that i forgot to remove.

sigh "Hey, isn't that your room?"

/me cries

:laugh:

I :heart: U
 

StinkyPinky

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Pfft. All this is nothing.

I walked in on my DAD, in my room and on my PC, watching one of my porno movies with his hand in a place where it shouldn't be.

To this day that image is burned into my mind. To my dying day I will never forget.

Oh god....oh god oh god oh god..... :(
 

MyThirdEye

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I used to shoot black birds outside of my house, and I got this bright idea to shoot my neighbors older brother, because he is a jackass. I get behind our big brick fence, take aim, and shoot him square in the back of the neck. Right as he turned around, I got down so he wouldn't see me. Turned out that it was the dad, and my friend, the accidental target's son, walked right in the back yard as his dad yelped and i got down. He still hasn't told his dad to this day.