What's the worst film ever made?

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Tobolo

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Attack of the Redneck Zombies come to mind. But I think the worst movie (IMO) is toss up between, The Dreamers, Crash, or Larry the Cable Guy: The Health Inspector.
 

BurnItDwn

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I've seen quite a few "bad" movies.
None have ever come close to being as unwatchable as Geek Maggot Bingo

For those who enjoy bad movies, do not watch this. It is absolutely the least interesting movie I have ever attemtpted to watch. I didn't even make it through 15 minutes. I tried watching it drunk, and I didn't make it past 15 minutes without putting something else on.

It is pure crap. The worst movie I have ever seen or heard of BY A LONGSHOT.

Just as a quick reference, A movie that completely sucks,
The Quick and the Undead is a stunning MASTER WORK OF GENIOUS compared to Geek Maggot Bingo.


I would rather watch the stupid Verizon Guy say "do you hear me now" looped for all eternity. Also, I would rather be burned alive with the annoying looped repeating commercial.
 

gsellis

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Tossup between Office Space and The Matrix.
Office Space? You should be drawn and quartered!

jk on the D and Q, but you have issues ;)

The Steadicam operator rules!

 

fallensight

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There are only two movies I have ever not been able to sit through, so it at least makes them the worst I have seen, not nessicarily the worst ever. Batman and Robin, and The Lawnmower Man 2.
 

foghorn67

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Driven
Some movie with Hugh Grant and Gene Hackman
Medicine Man
Open Water
Oceans 12
There is more, but repressive memory is kicking in.
 

Oceandevi

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

I wanted to go see Starship Troopers and my friends out-voted me and we saw this.

We are scarred for life.

here is a link to teh awesomeness of MK:A I liked it
 

Born2bwire

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Originally posted by: gsellis
Originally posted by: OSx86
Plan 9 from Outer Space
QFT winner. The IMBD rating obviously reflects folks watching it on MST2K. Read the Continuity sheet and you can start to get an idea.

Plan 9 goofs

"Continuity: When Jeff complains to his wife, Paula (Mona McKinnon), about having to hush up his UFO sighting, he calls her "Mona"."

Classic!
 

shortylickens

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Oh yeah, its a newb.
We have this thread way too often, but I'll go ahead and contribute anyway.

Probably Pluto Nash. Also vote for Battlefield Earth, Its Pat, House of the Dead, Ultraviolet, and The Hulk.

I should also say that both Police Academy 1 and Revenge of the Nerds 1 were awesome.
They both went downhill with the first sequel. And fell into the abyss with even more sequels.

I dont doubt there are worse movies, but I was smart enough to avoid them.
 

dwcal

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Originally posted by: kalster
any van dam movie

Bloodsport was pretty good, but everything after that sure sucked.

I actually paid to see Universal Solder: The Return in the theater (friend picked the movie). Man, I want those 10 bucks and 2 hours of my life back.
 

Zero001

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Originally posted by: zmaster
Glitter. No contest

I second that vote. Anyone care to make it unanimous?
You can't blame some of the older films some of you have mentioned,and if it's popular because it's bad (such as Gigli) then it doesn't count. Glitter just plain sucked and no one cared about it.
 

Smartazz

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Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
Manos: Hands of Fate

lol, that was a terrible movie, and it was said to be the worst movie ever made by many, but did you know that it was a low budget film?
 

LordMaul

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Why am I the only one to say "Napoleon Dynamite"?

:confused:

That was the biggest pile of crap I've ever tried to watch... And I saw ALL of Ultraviolet! :Q