Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
About 10 years ago, I was taking my fiance (now wife) to a store late one night (~1am) to get some Tylenol, as she had a headache. We live in a small town and at that time, there was only a convenience store/truck stop open and it was kind crowded, so I parked at the far end of the parking lot, told her stay put while I went in for the medicine and a 20z bottle of Sprite.
As I walked up to the doors, I passed by this truck with its door open and radio playing. Some punk (~22 yo white guy, local small-time drug dealer and body shop mechanic) was sitting there with about 4-5 of his friends bullsh1tting and what not. I didn't really know the guy, just that he was pretty much trash. When I passed by, I heard him say something like "Yeah, I'd fvck up that little lovely human right there too. He looks like a pussy anyway." I kept walking, turning my head and giving him a wink and a smile, then went into the store.
Bought the aspirin and a 20z (plastic) bottle of Sprite and left. On the way out, they all looked up again and the punk said "Fvck you, boy." Again, I kept walking - this time smiling and winking again, adding something like "In your dreams, big boy."
As I approached my truck, I saw my wife get out of the passenger side and walk around to the rear of the vehicle, with a worried look on her face. I could sense that the guy and a few of his friends had gotten up and followed me over. When I reached her, I handed her the drink and medicine and told her to go ahead and get back in the truck. Naturally, she didn't.
I turned around and approached the driver's door and saw that there were about 7-8 guys semi-circled around, with the punk (Michael is his name) standing in the middle of them. That was about the first time I really became worried, because that was a lot of guys. My first instinct would have been to try and climb into my truck and leave (I had the room.) Unfortunately, my wife was so worried that she followed me around to my side instead of getting back in.
Well, there being not much of an alternative, I turned to the punk and smiled once again. I looked around and said something like "10 big 'ol boys against one little "i love you," eh?" I was hoping to at least shame him into at least a 1-on-1 confrontation, as he wasn't that much bigger than I. At the best, I thought maybe I could BS my way out of it, as I really didn't care at that point if the local heroin-dealer and his pals thought I was a coward or not. I made my way to the driver's side door, hoping my wife would follow my lead and get in. She did not.
I didn't have much of chance for talk, as the guy stepped forward once I reached the door and immediately grabbed my lapels of my jacket. I had enough time to reach up and grab him as well, but I was thrown a bit off-balance. At that time, he swung me around 180° and I completely lost my balance and fell backwards, pulling him on top of me. Bad idea.
I fell on the parking lot, hitting my head pretty hard. He fell on top of me, and since I was still holding on to him, my fingers got twisted up and bent underneath his armpits. I sprained two fingers, but worse than that, my hands were pretty much stuck in his clothing, leaving myself pretty defenseless with him sitting on top of me. This was starting to suck.
As I worked my hands free, expecting blows to land on my face any moment, things suddenly got.. fuzzy. My head suddenly hurt like hell and my vision swam. When my finally brain figured out what was going on, the second kick struck me in my temple again and that's about all I can tell you from my point of view. I vaguely saw the shapes of people standing around me, blocking out the parking-lot lights. I don't think I lost conciousness for more than a moment or two, if at all, but the next 1-2 minutes are something I don't recall exactly, althought I do recall getting wet for some (at the time) unknown reason. The rest of the story comes from my wife.
While I first went down, she, of course, yelled and ran towards me. Another guy grabbed her and held her back. He was a friend of Michael, but probably the lesser asshole of the whole group. He later claimed he did that to hold her back and keep from getting hurt. She struggled a bit and yelled at everyone that this wasn't fair and that they were a bunch of cowards and what-not. As the group-kicking commenced, she broke free and ran in to do the only thing she really could - swinging the 20oz plactic bottle of Sprite as hard as the could, she struck Micheal in the back of the head, toppling him over and busting the bottle, soaking us all in sticky soda.
At this, the kicking ceased and people grabbed the groggy punk up and dragged him back to his vehicle. As I came around, my wife helped me to my feet. I knew I was bleeding from my head, shoulder, and (outer) ear, but didn't feel much pain. She helped me back to my truck and we drive home (~1-2 miles away.)
The rest of the story pretty much sucks, but to be concise, we called the cops and doctered me up a bit. Totally injuries included a gash on the back of my head where I hit the pavement that probalby needed 2-3 stitches, but I refused to go to the ER, 2 sprained fingers, an asphalt-rash on my shoulder, and two earrings ripped from my left ear. The cops (whom everyone knows was rather friendly with the drug dealers decided there wasn't anything they could do that night (Sat,) even though we knew the identity of ~6 of the assailants. They suggested (but recommended against) that we file a complaint with the JoP or whoever come Monday morning, which we eventually did. Naturally, the following day (Tuesday,) the Micheal-punk filed his own complaint against my wife for assault (the bottle of Sprite.)
Now oddly enough, the local court had his case against my wife first (out was on the docket for the following month), where our story is echoed, only for her to be severely admonished by the judge there, telling her she was very lucky he didn't up the charges to assault with a deadly weapon and imprisoning her. In his mind, he stated, it wasn't self-defense, as *she* wasn't the one being attacked. :roll:
There was a $250 fine, which my dad and her's argued over who was going to pay (they each wanted to do it themselves - both being proud of her, and pissed at the situation.) Micheal eventually just payed his $250 fine a week later, avoiding the court altogether.
*shrug*