What's the worst crime you've had committed against you?

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Scouzer

Scouzer

Lifer
Jun 3, 2001
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I'll start...for me it isn't too bad, some d!ck took a screwdriver and bashed in the doorlock on my car doing $500 in damage and stole my CD player.

Of course, they weren't caught.
 
silverpig

silverpig

Lifer
Jul 29, 2001
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Over xmas break one year some tool broke into 4 or 5 rooms in our dorms while everyone was at home. Took my computer. Prolly worth $1200-1500 at the time. Never caught.
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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A 16 year old failed to obey a traffic control device and t-boned me at 50 mph. And yeah, she was ticketed.
 
Ricemarine

Ricemarine

Lifer
Sep 10, 2004
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Some aZn (I'm asian :), they're aZn) idiots thought they could break into my family house. So they started bashing the back sliding door with a rock until my neighbor saw them and called 911.


Now we have ADT :laugh:
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Ricemarine
Some aZn (I'm asian :), they're aZn) idiots thought they could break into my family house. So they started bashing the back sliding door with a rock until my neighbor saw them and called 911.


Now we have ADT :laugh:
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No such thing as aZn, unless yer 12.
 
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Spoooon

Lifer
Mar 3, 2000
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A group of girls in an Expedition backed up into my car and left a dent in the hood. They took off, I chased them and got the license plate number and stuff. My insurance paid for the damage, the girls didn't get in trouble.

I talked to the police and they told me that the car belonged to one of the campus sororities, that they were saying they didn't do it, and that I was probably better off not pressing charges since I my insurance paid for it and stuff.
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Spoooon
A group of girls in an Expedition backed up into my car and left a dent in the hood. They took off, I chased them and got the license plate number and stuff. My insurance paid for the damage, the girls didn't get in trouble.

I talked to the police and they told me that the car belonged to one of the campus sororities, that they were saying they didn't do it, and that I was probably better off not pressing charges since I my insurance paid for it and stuff.
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You should have left seven pickaxes in it.
 
TallBill

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Xcobra
my bike was stolen when i was in high school, :( such a fine bike
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crap, i forgot mine got stolen too, insurance money was nice though.
 
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Rastus

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Oct 10, 1999
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I lived in a 6 unit apartment building. One day while all of us tenants were at work, somone kicked in all the doors in the unit and stole everything. I mean everything I owned was stolen, including all my clothes (dirty laundry too). They were never caught.
 
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boggsie

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Mar 31, 2000
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I was 14 years old and was riding my bicycle back to school from lunch at home.

Turn down an alley and a fellow (later found out he was 22 and had been in jail twice already) jumps out from behind a dumpster, grabs the handlebars and asks if he can have my bicycle.

Um, no (insert innocent kid trying to help) but I can double you to wherever you want to go.

He throws me off of the bike and rides off.

I run into the back door of the store, pick up the phone and call dad.

Dad drives like a maniac and gets there within five minutes.

Takes me to police sub-station.

We sit there processing the paperwork.

Cop asks me for a description of the bike, etc.

I happen to look out the window, and the criminal is riding my bike down the street in front of the police sub-station.

Cop calls him over. (At this point, the guy is thinking there is NO WAY that they could know I stold this bike less than 20 minutes ago.)

Motions for me to come out of the building.

I come out, the thief sees me and the color drains from his face.

Cop asks me to unlock the combination lock hanging under the seat.

I unlock the lock (establishing the bike is, in fact, mine).

Thief goes to jail for the third time before his 24th birthday.

True story.
 
BW86

BW86

Lifer
Jul 20, 2004
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Originally posted by: boggsie
I was 14 years old and was riding my bicycle back to school from lunch at home.

Turn down an alley and a fellow (later found out he was 22 and had been in jail twice already) jumps out from behind a dumpster, grabs the handlebars and asks if he can have my bicycle.

Um, no (insert innocent kid trying to help) but I can double you to wherever you want to go.

He throws me off of the bike and rides off.

I run into the back door of the store, pick up the phone and call dad.

Dad drives like a maniac and gets there within five minutes.

Takes me to police sub-station.

We sit there processing the paperwork.

Cop asks me for a description of the bike, etc.

I happen to look out the window, and the criminal is riding my bike down the street in front of the police sub-station.

Cop calls him over. (At this point, the guy is thinking there is NO WAY that they could know I stold this bike less than 20 minutes ago.)

Motions for me to come out of the building.

I come out, the thief sees me and the color drains from his face.

Cop asks me to unlock the combination lock hanging under the seat.

I unlock the lock (establishing the bike is, in fact, mine).

Thief goes to jail for the third time before his 24th birthday.

True story.
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lol, great story :D
 
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KillerCharlie

Diamond Member
Aug 21, 2005
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Someone stole all my work clothes (probably about $300+ worth) a couple of summers ago at an apartment while on an internship. I left for one minute from a room with 1 dryer in it and when I come back, everything's gone and the dryer is still spinning. Here's the funny part: the idiot that stole them was smart enough to wash some of them at the exact same time and place the next week! I stole a couple shirts back, but they were the crappy ones. The worst part was that the cops couldn't do anything and the guy whole stole them just laughed at me when I walked past him... he knew that I knew he stole them.


Oh, and some old guy pulled out in front of me on the highway and I T-boned him at probably about 40 mph... it was completely his fault. The car was totaled (and my hand went through the windshield), but it was my sister's car so it wasn't nearly as traumatic as getting my clothes stolen. I HATE clothes shopping...
 
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Mojoed

Diamond Member
Jul 20, 2004
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Back during my freshman year in High School, a couple of punks were setting fires all over town. One house, several sheds and tons of fields. It was a huge story locally.

Well one of the guys called the police and gave MY NAME and said that it was him (me) that set all the fires.

I was called and had to go down to the station for 3-4 hours of interviews. The situation ended up fine, after a few weeks, but for awhile I thought I was gonna get nailed for something I didn't do. Ironically it was the kids parents that set the story straight, by IDing the voice on the police tapes.

I got death threats (which I took kinda seriously, these guys were trouble) for two years, until I moved the hell out to a better town.

I have a few more stories I might post later.
 
Xonoahbin

Xonoahbin

Senior member
Aug 16, 2005
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Well, I've had countless knives pulled on me and got into an argument with a guy with a gun. He only flashed the gun, but I saw it.. and if it's seen it's illegal here.
 
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