whats the weirdest thing you have seen while driving?

[Schadenfroh]

A guy eating a watermelon while driving. A huge slice with no wax paper or napkin.......

 

[Mill]

A guy shooting flames out of his mouth at a redlight in Bogotá. He was asking for money, and he got some.

The second is the fvcking horse that loosened my sphincter at 3am. Motherfvcker was just chilling in the middle of the road. I came around a blindcurve and damn near had a heart attack. The police didn't really believe me at first when I called them.

 

[Demo24]

Originally posted by: spacelord

Originally posted by: Whisper
Hmm, weirdest thing I've seen would probably be a wheel coming off of a car as it was going ~80mph down the highway.

I've seen that too, Only at about 60mph though. It was on a typical highway, early in the morning, and the wheel came off.. kept rolling at high speed of course.. down through the ditch then back up onto the other side of the expressway...then finally off into the other ditch. I'm glad noone got killed. No cars in an accident.. just the car that lost the wheel managed to get on the side somehow.


Last weekend I saw someone cutting antlers off of roadkill on 80-90 in Ohio. Doesn't seem like a bright thing to do on an expressway where everyone is doing 80, its raining out, and you have to cross to the middle to cut them.

:laugh:


for me it was a pickup truck in Tennesse with its frame bent so badly that the left rear wheel was rotating where the center of the truck use to be. Like someone just took the bed of the truck and pushed it about a foot to the right. Guess you could imagine the truck going down the road kind of sideways, but with the wheels pointing straight. Had to do a double take on that one.

 

[thomsbrain]

i saw a woman (what else) reading a novel at 75 MPH in a Mercedes. As I passed her, I honked. She looked up long enough to blow me a kiss, then hammered the throttle and sped off... reading the book.

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
After years and years of driving rush hour in major city I think I've seen too much crazy stuff to list, but here is a few.

Well dressed woman in business suit driving $70k+ mercedes smoking a 12" long glass crackpipe while stoped in traffic

Women in an SUV shaving her legs while proped on the steering wheel and driving and drinking a cup of coffee

Guy driving in reverse down the freeway in rush hour traffic

Chinese fire drill (everybody jumps out at a stoplight and changes seats), by four guys all buck naked.

Sex in the auto. I've seen this so much it's not even unusual anymore. Guys getting BJ's swerving all over the road, girls sitting in guys lap facing them and blocking view of the road, guys whacking off while driving, girls using sex toys while driving. I guess the boldest was a couple that were parked in the center median in a convertible with the top down durring rush hour making wild monkey love while traffic cruised by at 5mph in both directions

Hahaha! :roll:

Why are you eye-rolling that one in particular?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A person on the side of the road covered in blood with several police officers around him.

 

[pyonir]

This

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This

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
After years and years of driving rush hour in major city I think I've seen too much crazy stuff to list, but here is a few.

Well dressed woman in business suit driving $70k+ mercedes smoking a 12" long glass crackpipe while stoped in traffic

Women in an SUV shaving her legs while proped on the steering wheel and driving and drinking a cup of coffee

Guy driving in reverse down the freeway in rush hour traffic

Chinese fire drill (everybody jumps out at a stoplight and changes seats), by four guys all buck naked.

Sex in the auto. I've seen this so much it's not even unusual anymore. Guys getting BJ's swerving all over the road, girls sitting in guys lap facing them and blocking view of the road, guys whacking off while driving, girls using sex toys while driving. I guess the boldest was a couple that were parked in the center median in a convertible with the top down durring rush hour making wild monkey love while traffic cruised by at 5mph in both directions

Hahaha! :roll:

Why are you eye-rolling that one in particular?

Because guys don't whack off while driving, silly goose.

 

[opticalmace]

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
After years and years of driving rush hour in major city I think I've seen too much crazy stuff to list, but here is a few.

Well dressed woman in business suit driving $70k+ mercedes smoking a 12" long glass crackpipe while stoped in traffic

Women in an SUV shaving her legs while proped on the steering wheel and driving and drinking a cup of coffee

Guy driving in reverse down the freeway in rush hour traffic

Chinese fire drill (everybody jumps out at a stoplight and changes seats), by four guys all buck naked.

Sex in the auto. I've seen this so much it's not even unusual anymore. Guys getting BJ's swerving all over the road, girls sitting in guys lap facing them and blocking view of the road, guys whacking off while driving, girls using sex toys while driving. I guess the boldest was a couple that were parked in the center median in a convertible with the top down durring rush hour making wild monkey love while traffic cruised by at 5mph in both directions

Hahaha! :roll:

Why are you eye-rolling that one in particular?

Because guys don't whack off while driving, silly goose.

I'd be willing to bet that someone somewhere has done it.

 

[clickynext]

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: chambersc

Originally posted by: opticalmace

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
After years and years of driving rush hour in major city I think I've seen too much crazy stuff to list, but here is a few.

Well dressed woman in business suit driving $70k+ mercedes smoking a 12" long glass crackpipe while stoped in traffic

Women in an SUV shaving her legs while proped on the steering wheel and driving and drinking a cup of coffee

Guy driving in reverse down the freeway in rush hour traffic

Chinese fire drill (everybody jumps out at a stoplight and changes seats), by four guys all buck naked.

Sex in the auto. I've seen this so much it's not even unusual anymore. Guys getting BJ's swerving all over the road, girls sitting in guys lap facing them and blocking view of the road, guys whacking off while driving, girls using sex toys while driving. I guess the boldest was a couple that were parked in the center median in a convertible with the top down durring rush hour making wild monkey love while traffic cruised by at 5mph in both directions

Hahaha! :roll:

Why are you eye-rolling that one in particular?

Because guys don't whack off while driving, silly goose.

I'd be willing to bet that someone somewhere has done it.

I'd be willing to bet that someone here has done it.

 

[j00fek]

nothing new.... just the regular girl giving head while the dude drives.

 

[Alex]

Originally posted by: Jahee

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
After years and years of driving rush hour in major city I think I've seen too much crazy stuff to list, but here is a few.

Well dressed woman in business suit driving $70k+ mercedes smoking a 12" long glass crackpipe while stoped in traffic

Women in an SUV shaving her legs while proped on the steering wheel and driving and drinking a cup of coffee

Guy driving in reverse down the freeway in rush hour traffic

Chinese fire drill (everybody jumps out at a stoplight and changes seats), by four guys all buck naked.

Sex in the auto. I've seen this so much it's not even unusual anymore. Guys getting BJ's swerving all over the road, girls sitting in guys lap facing them and blocking view of the road, guys whacking off while driving, girls using sex toys while driving. I guess the boldest was a couple that were parked in the center median in a convertible with the top down durring rush hour making wild monkey love while traffic cruised by at 5mph in both directions

Hahaha! :roll:

eddie griffin... in case anyone hasn't heard of this 😀

 

[ni4ni]

A guy driving on Interstate 55 while playing the saxophone.

Don't believe me? See for yourself!

 

[Spacehead]

I was stopped at a red light in town & watched a guy trying to pound a yard sale sign into the ground with a mini-sledge. About the 3rd swing he missed & got his shin instead :laugh:



There's a house a few miles from my parents house that has a roof that has pitch on all 4 side(like a pyramid) but with a flat area on the top instead of coming to a point.
I'm going past there one day & there's a complete drum kit set up on this flat area of the roof 😕

 

[ColdFusion718]

I saw a DHL truck being towed.

 

[Spacehead]

Originally posted by: ni4ni
A guy driving on Interstate 55 while playing the saxophone.

Don't believe me? See for yourself!

Wonder if it's the same guy cjmtfd102401 saw (see his post above)

 

[K1052]

A guy doing a lines of coke while driving up the Edens.

A girl trying to light a roach on a freeway in Cali.

All four wheels come off a moving car, at amost the same time.

 

[SWScorch]

I haven't seen that much. A few years ago I was driving down a freeway when a minivan an a parallel highway lost its hubcap, which went spinning and rolling along the ground across the grass divider, into the freeway I was on, and into my lane, narrowly missing my car. Last week I saw a pickup truck with 5 or 6 mattresses in the bed lose its tiedowns and all the mattresses went flying. Almost hit one.

 

[ZzZGuy]

A mobile rock crusing machine (makes a dump truck look small) driving down the road, ripping out each and every power line crossing the road and seeing the road / sidewalk covered in power lines.

-edit- The rock crushing machine was very high, later that day i saw a chaser truck following it and a guy on the very top with a pole guiding the lines out of the way.... -edit-

Someone driving a high end sports car in heavy trafic, flooring it whenever there was space and slamming on the brakes fully when he had to slow down, and kept doing this untill he turned off the road i was on.

 

[alkemyst]

When I drove delivery as my night job in community college, I usually had a co-pilot (BJFTW 😉)

I almost hit a few mailboxes.

My car had T-Tops but I would never try to 'do it' while driving in city traffic....we did take advantage of it parked along the beach late night though.

One time in the same car, we pulled down to what we thought was a deserted street. A pickup truck shortly passed us and disappeared.

We went at it...her feet planted on my windshield about 10 mins later. Next thing we saw was the bed lights of a pickup light up about 2 feet in front of us and some mexican dude snapping pictures.

 

[ni4ni]

Originally posted by: Spacehead

Originally posted by: ni4ni
A guy driving on Interstate 55 while playing the saxophone.

Don't believe me? See for yourself!

Wonder if it's the same guy cjmtfd102401 saw (see his post above)

Oh..cjm is my fiancee. I forgot she was in the car with me. Same person at the same time. Sorry!

 

[ni4ni]

Saw this van in Memphis

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Originally posted by: ni4ni
Saw this van in Memphis

That reminds me of a car I saw around here recently. It's an old civic hatchback probably early 80's. It has cut out pictures of girls from magazines stickered all over the back. It was also driving by this creepy old guy probably in mid 50's. It looked like something you took off a teenage boy's wall and pasted it all over your car. No joke.