Wow, you guys make me feel so much better about the goofy stuff that's happened to me!
Let's see.....back in my navy days, had one dentist start a root canal, allegedly had removed all nerve tissue from the root canals of the tooth. 2nd dentist went in there to check (thank God), with one of those miniature drilling files they use to clean out the canal, and found very much alive nerve endings in 2 of the 3 canals! When he hit the first one (until he realized it was there, and shot some zylocaine directly into the root canal), I swear my ass levitated at least 6" off the chair!! :shocked:
Then there was the time I almost took off the fingertip of my left pinky finger with a conveyor chain. The actual injury wasn't bad, but getting the zylocaine injected a few hours later, when I went to get 5 stitches put in at the hospital emergency room, really sucked! What was worse than that was waking up at 3 in the morning, after the pain killer wore off, and having every beat of my heart pulsing through that fingertip! Why don't I ever ask for good painkiller pills???

I stood up underneath a steel I-beam that was 1" shorter off the ground than I am tall, one time, that sat me right back down. You know how in the cartoons, when they get hit in the head, they see little animated stars & birdies going around their heads?? Yep, I saw 'em!! :laugh: 4 stitches and a 1" diameter shaved spot on my head for that one.
Oh yeah, and when I was a kid, I swear my Mom thought I made a habit out of stepping on rusty nails!! Man, I had more tetanus booster shots in my life...... :roll: LOL