What's the most efficient toilet paper?

[RoloMather]

In terms of comfort, strength, price, etc.

What's the cheapest one should go before hitting that non-comfort zone?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Stop posting

 

[KLin]

Your hand.

 

[SmoochyTX]

Cottonelle Ultra

End of discussion

 

[Red Squirrel]

3 sea shells. Reusable too!

 

[Jeff7]

Normally, I'd say that the ATOT moderators are quite efficient, however they seem to be having a lot of trouble with one particular turd recently.

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Stop posting

 

[zerocool84]

There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party.

Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump. While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you."

Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole. All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers.

The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.

 

[zinfamous]

OP's threads

 

[Rumpltzer]

corn cob

 

[dbk]

ban

 

[UberNeuman]

sandpaper.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Ah, this calls for the toilet paper efficiency equation...

 

[SonnyDaze]

T shirt sleeve.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Pine cone

 

[richardycc]

would a washlet save you money in a long run?

 

[JC]

Whatever brand Cheryl Crowe uses, apparently she only needs one square to wipe her ass. Now that's efficient! :laugh:

 

[Kirby]

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[RoloMather]

Originally posted by: SmoochyTX
Cottonelle Ultra

End of discussion

Is this cheaper than what you get at the store? I can't figure out what the amount of toilet paper they are selling?

Click me

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

What is it with you and toilet paper today?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Poison Ivy leaves, you should try it.

 

[Mo0o]

minus reps

 

[eplebnista]

Really old sears catalogs.

 

[olds]

I use balls of steel.

 

[JDub02]

3 shells.

 

[JDub02]

btw, i would never sacrifice comfort or strength in TP. quilted northern FTW.