What's the most efficient toilet paper?

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sao123

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May 27, 2002
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Indian goes to the trading post and tells the cashier ?How! Me wantum toliet paper?. So the cashier gets him a 4 pack of Northern the indian says ?$2.45? Too expensive for indian!? so the clerk gets the Charmin, ?$1.65? Too expensive for indian!? So the clerk goes and gets the generic, no-name band toliet paper. ?99 cents! Just right for indian!? So the indian buys the tp, goes home and uses it. He then comes back the next day for something, and sees the same clerk at the counter. He tells the clerk ?Me have-um name for no-name brand toliet paper....

John Wayne toliet paper...because it?s rough, it?s tough, and it don?t take no shit off no indian!?



/1985
 

joesmoke

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Originally posted by: JDub02
btw, i would never sacrifice comfort or strength in TP. quilted northern FTW.

truth

the new triple-ply is divine... ambrosia for the asscheeks
 

satyajitmenon

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Apr 3, 2008
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Originally posted by: sao123
Indian goes to the trading post and tells the cashier ?How! Me wantum toliet paper?. So the cashier gets him a 4 pack of Northern the indian says ?$2.45? Too expensive for indian!? so the clerk gets the Charmin, ?$1.65? Too expensive for indian!? So the clerk goes and gets the generic, no-name band toliet paper. ?99 cents! Just right for indian!? So the indian buys the tp, goes home and uses it. He then comes back the next day for something, and sees the same clerk at the counter. He tells the clerk ?Me have-um name for no-name brand toliet paper....

John Wayne toliet paper...because it?s rough, it?s tough, and it don?t take no shit off no indian!?

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