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what's the jerkiest thing you've done or thought lately?

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Lifer
my friend was diagnosed with cancer last week... for a split second, I thought to myself "it's sad that the one symptom of hodgkin's lymphoma you didn't experience was weight loss."

and then I felt like the biggest asshole in the world D:

but his prognosis is good and we're planning a party for him so that he can get wild before he starts chemo.
 
In Grade 8 the school Librarian gave me a detention for bringing food into the library. (a no-no at the time). Seeking revenge, I purchased 2 large bags of live maggots from a bait store, poked a hole in the bags, and placed the bags of maggots on top of a high bookshelf in the school library. After about a week the maggots hatched, turned into flies and reeked havoc in the library. It was like something out of a horror movie to see all these flies buzzing around everywhere inside the school library, freaking everybody out - including that bitch librarian who gave me the detention. Payback is a bitch.
 
Rudee said:
In Grade 8 the school Librarian gave me a detention for bringing food into the library. (a no-no at the time). Seeking revenge, I purchased 2 large bags of live maggots from a bait store, poked a hole in the bags, and placed the bags of maggots on top of a high bookshelf in the school library. After about a week the maggots hatched, turned into flies and reeked havoc in the library. It was like something out of a horror movie to see all these flies buzzing around everywhere inside the school library, freaking everybody out - including that bitch librarian who gave me the detention. Payback is a bitch.
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WTF?! That's insane! You scare me.
 
yesterday i was at my aunts funeral, and at the very end of it they played the song that they played at my dads funeral 2 years ago, and i just flat out lost it and started balling. and in my head i was thinking how i was crying because i was thinking of my dad, not because my aunt died.

i was also sad about my aunt passing, dont get me wrong, but at that moment it was for more selfish reasons thinking about my dads passing.
 
Rudee said:
In Grade 8 the school Librarian gave me a detention for bringing food into the library. (a no-no at the time). Seeking revenge, I purchased 2 large bags of live maggots from a bait store, poked a hole in the bags, and placed the bags of maggots on top of a high bookshelf in the school library. After about a week the maggots hatched, turned into flies and reeked havoc in the library. It was like something out of a horror movie to see all these flies buzzing around everywhere inside the school library, freaking everybody out - including that bitch librarian who gave me the detention. Payback is a bitch.
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wow.

that's amazing!!!!
 
This idiot I worked with got fired about a month ago. Every time I think about it it makes me smile.
 
Lately, I can't really recall anything. In high school though there was a girl who died in an ATV accident, and I couldn't help but think "she was a bitch anyway." I felt bad for her family, but not really for her; she was pretty terrible.
 
I was thinking how I would kind of want, and find it interesting if the US economy completely collapsed and defaulted on all of their debt.

I know our economy would collapse as well since they are so closely linked (other economies too of course) but from a macabre fascination I would kind of want to see it.

Anyway, I know it will not happen, I just think it would be fascinating to see. I probably watch too many movies; maybe someone can just make that scenario into a film for me. :hmm:

KT
 
KeithTalent said:
I was thinking how I would kind of want, and find it interesting if the US economy completely collapsed and defaulted on all of their debt.

I know our economy would collapse as well since they are.fascinating to see. I probably watch too many movies; maybe someone can just make that scenario into a film for me. :hmm:

KT
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same here, i actually do want the economy to fail.. it's time for real "change."
 
purbeast0 said:
yesterday i was at my aunts funeral, and at the very end of it they played the song that they played at my dads funeral 2 years ago, and i just flat out lost it and started balling. and in my head i was thinking how i was crying because i was thinking of my dad, not because my aunt died.

i was also sad about my aunt passing, dont get me wrong, but at that moment it was for more selfish reasons thinking about my dads passing.
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That's perfectly normal. I would have too...
 
There is never a day goes by me hoping Adam Sandler stops making movies. I don't care how, I just want him to stop acting.
 
Yesterday I was on endless hold, yet again, with "my" IRS agent over a situation that's been going on for ages and ages, they keep asking for more documentation etc. I was thinking horrible angry thoughts and doodling little drawings of torture, painful death, plotting the massacre of the whole IRS system and so on.

Then the agent came back on and said, it looks like everything's fine, everything finally balances out, I'm going to send you your settlement letter and we'll refund your excess payments - do you want that direct deposit or advance payment on your next taxes due?

NEVER expected that!! Now I :wub: the IRS!!! I take back everything I was thinking!!!!
 
I wanted to ask people, "What's the big deal about Norway? Why do you give a fuck? You don't know the people. You don't have any connection to them at all. Why is this news for anyone except the families and friends who were hurt and all establishments damaged in the event?" Then I "thread crapped" in the dumb fucking amy winebitchsucksatsinging thread and got an infraction for that, but I think the mods overreacted as always.
 
TridenT said:
I wanted to ask people, "What's the big deal about Norway? Why do you give a fuck? You don't know the people. You don't have any connection to them at all. Why is this news for anyone except the families and friends who were hurt and all establishments damaged in the event?" Then I "thread crapped" in the dumb fucking amy winebitchsucksatsinging thread and got an infraction for that, but I think the mods overreacted as always.
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You must have no soul, or lack human empathy.
 
TridenT said:
I wanted to ask people, "What's the big deal about Norway? Why do you give a fuck? You don't know the people. You don't have any connection to them at all. Why is this news for anyone except the families and friends who were hurt and all establishments damaged in the event?" Then I "thread crapped" in the dumb fucking amy winebitchsucksatsinging thread and got an infraction for that, but I think the mods overreacted as always.
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Yeah because only people related to the victims of 911 cared about the incident.
 
HAL9000 said:
TridenT said:
I wanted to ask people, "What's the big deal about Norway? Why do you give a fuck? You don't know the people. You don't have any connection to them at all. Why is this news for anyone except the families and friends who were hurt and all establishments damaged in the event?" Then I "thread crapped" in the dumb fucking amy winebitchsucksatsinging thread and got an infraction for that, but I think the mods overreacted as always.
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You must have no soul, or lack human empathy.
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That is damning coming from you... 😱
 
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