Currently by ChurchoftheSubgenius in talking about a refridgerator with an LCD and broadband hookup, and assorted other rediculous perks...
"Does it have vaginal input?"
"Does it have vaginal input?"
That was Baffled2 I think.
Anyway, who was the person saying Bush wasn't dumb? That was quite funny
who can forget the kev!n 'girl so hot' thread with 'just go up to her whip out your dick, and ask 'what? you think its gonna suck itself?!!?'
"Some people call them "cars" or "trucks;" I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones. "
Platypus
Lifer
- Apr 26, 2001
- 31,046
- 321
- 136
Best ever courtesy of Monel:
I'd LOVE to be able to walk into a bathroom, pull out my thigh lizzard,
take a leak, and glance over at the hot broad next to me taking a growler
and stare at her sweater puppies. Well, maybe that is a bad idea... I'd
prolly piss all over the ceiling.
I'd LOVE to be able to walk into a bathroom, pull out my thigh lizzard,
take a leak, and glance over at the hot broad next to me taking a growler
and stare at her sweater puppies. Well, maybe that is a bad idea... I'd
prolly piss all over the ceiling.
Evadman
Administrator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
- Feb 18, 2001
- 30,990
- 5
- 81
Good ones I have saved over time...
When a girl has a problem everybody in the house knows about it, but the first time you find out that a boy has a problem is when the police bring him home.
"your right, maybe I should post this in a graphics forum, b/c no one here knows anything about graphics. Except lord maul. But he's homosexual."
CasioTech
Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears
--evadman
Just cause a motherboard is green like plants, doesnt mean you should be watering them ~ Joe
Whatever floats your boat, just stay the HELL out my lake... - MrCodeDude
Cry havoc, and release the cows of war!
Some people call them "cars" or "trucks;" I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones.
--
Type in the search word,
apply pressure to button
then read the results.
--it's a haiku!
--
Sometimes I wish I was a smurf. But one of the lesser known smurfs: debilitating drinking problem smurf, or foul mouthed ass whippin smurf and I would be off in a mushroom way off from the village, but close enough to see into smurfettes mushroom with a powerful telescope and I would send her psychotropic muffins and cookies and when she collapsed in a drug induced stupor I would go and punch her in the back of the head for screwing around with one of those other smarmy ass smurfs.
--
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
dude... I just tried saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your browser to see if you can browse" and I ended up saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your *looking through this thread* bra to see if you can - uh... I'm terribly sorry I meant open up your browser to see if..."
--ffmcobalt
COME ON GUYS, STOP EVADING ME!!!
--BingBongWongFooey
Because we don't like you. Just kidding. Some stupid mod, who shall remain nameless, pushed the wrong button. It's unlocked now.
AnandTech Moderator
Have a greate day skoorb, jerboy, eakers, or whatever your name is. You all sound alike anyway, either trying to be cute or griping about the most miniscule things that really dont matter anyway.
gotta run. RL takes precedence over this board.
-- slag
"My God, we could go to war with Canada over this. I only pray there's an army platoon with the afternoon free."
When a girl has a problem everybody in the house knows about it, but the first time you find out that a boy has a problem is when the police bring him home.
"your right, maybe I should post this in a graphics forum, b/c no one here knows anything about graphics. Except lord maul. But he's homosexual."
CasioTech
Cows do not belong in dairy farmers' pens. They belong out in the wilderness, where they may run free with the wolves and bears
--evadman
Just cause a motherboard is green like plants, doesnt mean you should be watering them ~ Joe
Whatever floats your boat, just stay the HELL out my lake... - MrCodeDude
Cry havoc, and release the cows of war!
Some people call them "cars" or "trucks;" I call them "dimensional transmogrifiers" because they change three-dimensional cats into two-dimensional ones.
--
Type in the search word,
apply pressure to button
then read the results.
--it's a haiku!
--
Sometimes I wish I was a smurf. But one of the lesser known smurfs: debilitating drinking problem smurf, or foul mouthed ass whippin smurf and I would be off in a mushroom way off from the village, but close enough to see into smurfettes mushroom with a powerful telescope and I would send her psychotropic muffins and cookies and when she collapsed in a drug induced stupor I would go and punch her in the back of the head for screwing around with one of those other smarmy ass smurfs.
--
If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.
dude... I just tried saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your browser to see if you can browse" and I ended up saying "okay, ma'am, go ahead and open up your *looking through this thread* bra to see if you can - uh... I'm terribly sorry I meant open up your browser to see if..."
--ffmcobalt
COME ON GUYS, STOP EVADING ME!!!
--BingBongWongFooey
Because we don't like you. Just kidding. Some stupid mod, who shall remain nameless, pushed the wrong button. It's unlocked now.
AnandTech Moderator
Have a greate day skoorb, jerboy, eakers, or whatever your name is. You all sound alike anyway, either trying to be cute or griping about the most miniscule things that really dont matter anyway.
gotta run. RL takes precedence over this board.
-- slag
"My God, we could go to war with Canada over this. I only pray there's an army platoon with the afternoon free."
Originally posted by: compuwiz1
A lack of prior planning on your part, does not create a fugging emergency on mine!
One of my professors in college had a variation of that posted to his door.
OrganizedChaos
Diamond Member
- Apr 21, 2002
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- 0
- 0
thebestMAX
Diamond Member
- Sep 14, 2000
- 7,521
- 140
- 106
Rallispec-
"Another List I Didnt make!"
Ive said this so many times here I was sure you would quote me.
"Another List I Didnt make!"
Ive said this so many times here I was sure you would quote me.
Lithium381
Lifer
- May 12, 2001
- 12,455
- 7
- 81
"I'd give you my $.02 but i'm intellectually broke" - Lithium381
hrm, oh well, maybe i'll make it on the list.......i have high goals...
hrm, oh well, maybe i'll make it on the list.......i have high goals...
thebestMAX
Diamond Member
- Sep 14, 2000
- 7,521
- 140
- 106
That one was mine but other people claimed to have said it first. It goes:
"Im not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally"
Ive been saying this since the 60s but I cant prove it!
"Im not prejudiced, I hate everyone equally"
Ive been saying this since the 60s but I cant prove it!
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