What's the funniest one-liner you've ever read on Anandtech?

[beer]

My favorite one liner that I have read, with going into a dissertation on the context in which it was used, was..."Real men pee in the sink."

 

[pyonir]

see sig.

(ok not the funniest, but funny enough to be one of the FEW that have gone into my sig)

 

[Rallispec]

"you can't convert your turd back into a cheeseburger no matter how hard you try."

-nefrodite

 

[Rallispec]

a list of funny quotes by members i'm putting together


feel free to let me know which ones to add

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir
see sig.

(ok not the funniest, but funny enough to be one of the FEW that have gone into my sig)

Hey....I made it into your sig once. Now I feel all special......and strangely aroused at the same time....

 

[pyonir]

i'm not on Rallis list. i guess i'm not funny after all.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: pyonir
i'm not on Rallis list. i guess i'm not funny after all.

time for suicide


BTW, every post by pallander should be up there.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Hey....I made it into your sig once. Now I feel all special......and strangely aroused at the same time....

But i only put YOU there to mock you.

 

[Rallispec]

Originally posted by: pyonir
i'm not on Rallis list. i guess i'm not funny after all.

you've been living in a dream world, pyonir.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: pyonir
i'm not on Rallis list. i guess i'm not funny after all.

time for suicide


BTW, every post by pallander should be up there.

wow, you are just out to hurt me today aren't you?

And i agree, every post by pallander should be there.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

Originally posted by: pyonir
i'm not on Rallis list. i guess i'm not funny after all.

time for suicide


BTW, every post by pallander should be up there.

wow, you are just out to hurt me today aren't you?

And i agree, every post by pallander should be there.

i cant help it, you just make it so easy.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

i cant help it, you just make it so easy.

yeah, well....you sound like iamtim! so there!

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: iamwiz82

i cant help it, you just make it so easy.

yeah, well....you sound like iamtim! so there!

bah... he uses a contraction in his handle. Real men spell out their words.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: iamwiz82


bah... he uses a contraction in his handle. Real men spell out their words.

Your dad should have used a contraception on his handle.





(ok ok i know that was poor. )

 

[ThePresence]

Originally posted by: Rallispec
a list of funny quotes by members i'm putting together


feel free to let me know which ones to add

WombatWoman is frikkin hilarious!

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Hey....I made it into your sig once. Now I feel all special......and strangely aroused at the same time....

But i only put YOU there to mock you.

owww. Pyonir hurt Fausto. Fausto go get drunk and cry now.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: iamwiz82


bah... he uses a contraction in his handle. Real men spell out their words.

Your dad should have used a contraception on his handle.





(ok ok i know that was poor. )

he did for awhile. My next youngest brother is 12 years older than me. My oldest brother is almost 20 years older than me. Whoops.

 

[bGIveNs33]

In a hot deal for a wireless fart machine someone responded to the effect of this...

"I had one of those for 18 years, then he moved out and went to college"


-Billy

 

[beer]

God damn you guys are nefs.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

owww. Pyonir hurt Fausto. Fausto go get drunk and cry now.

"There's a tear in Fausto's beer..."

mmmmm beer. i think i'll have some tonight.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Elemental007
God damn you guys are nefs.

Thank you captain obivous.

 

[beer]

You bastards hijacked my thread.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: Elemental007
God damn you guys are nefs.

Thank you captain obivous.

hehe.....you just neffed in defense of a previous nef. Doesn't that open a wormhole in space/time or something?

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Elemental007
You bastards hijacked my thread.

But we're generating new material for Rallispec's list at an alarming rate, so it's not all bad, right?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: Elemental007
You bastards hijacked my thread.

MMMUUUAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! we are trying to give you more one-liners!