Whats the deal with people unbuckling their pants to take a leak?

[caivoma]

Well, there was a painful incident when i was young that involved the zipper and my penis, so i always unbuckling the pant to pee now.

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
a better question is whether you go balls out or not

I believe that balls out is ONLY acceptable if you are alone in the room and if you are trying to cool down.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
a better question is whether you go balls out or not

:laugh:

 

[kstu]

I piss with my pants and boxers around my ankles.

 

[Skacer]

My undies don't have flaps . Plus, even if they did, I'd still have to manuever around my shirt/undershirt if that is tucked in to get at the undies.

I suppose another question is, if you are going to whip your penis out, does it really fucking matter how much of your penis you whip out.

 

[Accipiter22]

My wang is pretty thick so if I don't unbotton the jeans I risk catching it on the unzipped zipper I'm trying to pull it out through.

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: pontifex
i do it...
just how i've always done it i guess.

maybe i don't want to rub my penor across the teeth of the zipper?
maybe my penor is too small to pull through the zipper hole?

or...i never thought about and i don't watch other men go to the bathroom...

freudian slip?

 

[Q]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
Because it's easier to do it that way than unzip and pull it out of that odd opening.

Ditto

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: pontifex
i do it...
just how i've always done it i guess.

maybe i don't want to rub my penor across the teeth of the zipper?
maybe my penor is too small to pull through the zipper hole?

or...i never thought about and i don't watch other men go to the bathroom...

freudian slip?

i'm just listing possibilities or maybe i just don't go bragging (read: lying) about how huge (or thick) my penor is on internet forums...

 

[rise]

fat people wear their belts at or above the belly button. zipping down from up there opens a freakin tent to pee out of. no risk.

normally sized people have their belts at their waist line. a zip from there can be really precarious unless you buck your butt out like you're humping the urinal.

 

[Mo0o]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: pontifex
i do it...
just how i've always done it i guess.

maybe i don't want to rub my penor across the teeth of the zipper?
maybe my penor is too small to pull through the zipper hole?

or...i never thought about and i don't watch other men go to the bathroom...

freudian slip?

i'm just listing possibilities or maybe i just don't go bragging (read: lying) about how huge (or thick) my penor is on internet forums...

accipiter likes to brag about his wang every chance he gets

 

[azazyel]

you know I bet the people who unbutton to pee are the same ones who stand to wipe their backsides.

 

[Skacer]

Originally posted by: azazyel
you know I bet the people who unbutton to pee are the same ones who stand to wipe their backsides.

Unbutton to pee, lean to wipe. How much do you owe me?

 

[Riverhound777]

Originally posted by: kstu
I piss with my pants and boxers around my ankles.

LOL man I almost spit my lunch out all over my keyboard. All I could picture is Butters on southpark with his pants around his ankles lifting up his shirt singing while taking a piss.

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: Mo0o

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: pontifex
i do it...
just how i've always done it i guess.

maybe i don't want to rub my penor across the teeth of the zipper?
maybe my penor is too small to pull through the zipper hole?

or...i never thought about and i don't watch other men go to the bathroom...

freudian slip?

i'm just listing possibilities or maybe i just don't go bragging (read: lying) about how huge (or thick) my penor is on internet forums...

accipiter likes to brag about his wang every chance he gets

I gotta say, the man's packin.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: Mo0o
a better question is whether you go balls out or not

I believe that balls out is ONLY acceptable if you are alone in the room and if you are trying to cool down.

really? i always let the boys hang out when i'm draining it. i just don't feel like i would get the same "flow" if they were inside the skivvies.

anyhoo i didn't know anyone actually left their stuff buckled & buttoned. i would have to think undoing everything is far more common.

 

[Looney]

If you're that curious, have you ever thought to ASK them?

 

[manowar821]

Why do you care how other people let loose their goods? Quit being weird.

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: Skacer

Originally posted by: azazyel
you know I bet the people who unbutton to pee are the same ones who stand to wipe their backsides.

Unbutton to pee, lean to wipe. How much do you owe me?

for telling me how a 6 year old goes to bathroom?

 

[kstu]

Originally posted by: azazyel

Originally posted by: Skacer

Originally posted by: azazyel
you know I bet the people who unbutton to pee are the same ones who stand to wipe their backsides.

Unbutton to pee, lean to wipe. How much do you owe me?

for telling me how a 6 year old goes to bathroom?

Are you reading the thread? Almost everyone but you and the OP are saying they unbutton to piss.

 

[xospec1alk]

i unbuckly my belt if i'm wearing button fly, otherwise, i just unzip and release

 

[bignateyk]

Originally posted by: azazyel

Originally posted by: Skacer

Originally posted by: azazyel
you know I bet the people who unbutton to pee are the same ones who stand to wipe their backsides.

Unbutton to pee, lean to wipe. How much do you owe me?

for telling me how a 6 year old goes to bathroom?

LOL. This thread is gold.

Personally, I unbutton in every-day circumstances. The only time I use the hole is when I am in dress clothing where unbuttoning would require me to re-tuck my shirt afterward.

 

[zinfamous]

ask platypus, he prefers button flies.

 

[DougK62]

That's why they put the opening in the front of pants and undies - so you don't have to undo your belt and get your shirt untucked to take a wee. It's much easier and saves time. I thought everyone who dresses nicely for work does this.

 

[Mxylplyx]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777

Originally posted by: kstu
I piss with my pants and boxers around my ankles.

LOL man I almost spit my lunch out all over my keyboard. All I could picture is Butters on southpark with his pants around his ankles lifting up his shirt singing while taking a piss.

I shit you not, I used to work with a strange guy that dropped his pants to his ankles in the stall to pee. You do a double take when you hear pee in a stall, and you see the crumpled up pants around some ankles that are pointing towards the toilet. That guy gave me the creeps.