Whats the biggest crap you've ever taken???

[Bitek]

Ok, this is probably just gross, but its 4am, and this just seems funny right now.

I took this sh!te once when I was around 8 or 10 that was enormous. It was one continuous log that was like a foot and a half or two feet long. It wrapped halfway around the bowl. I was over at my friends' house, and I was so surprised I went and got him to look at it before I flushed it down. He couldn't believe it either.

The strange part was that it came out all at once. It had a fart behind it that just shot it out. That's probably why it didn't come apart on entry (or exit!) It was a long time ago, but I'll never forget it.

Ok, I'm going to bed now, I've finally lost it....

 

[Anghang]

ieeewww....dang that's just gross....LOL....

worst i've ever had it is usually after a night of really heavy drinking...but i won't go into details...

 

[kikokam]

couldnt hold a pee when i was back in kindergarten.... there wasnt preschool for me back then, ages 3-5 are all in kindergarten... anyway, teacher found out of course and i had to stand at the corner the whole day. embarassment? ye of course, can never forget that day either

 

[Static911]

om gosh....shot out? did it hit you? Hope you weren't scarred (mentally) from that incident

static911

 

[beaverlicious]

Two coils.

 

[spanky]

think american pie...hehe

 

[prodigy]

a pile about 4" above the top of the toilet water.

 

[Static911]

fine fine peeps

I gotta spill my guts on this one

I was young; taking daily dumps wasn't part of my routine

Didn't take dump for nearly (if i rmeember correctly) 7-10 days....

Well, as you know, constipation...

Took nearly 2 hrs of huff and puff to get this thing outta my system

Well, wouldn't flush cuz hard as a rock

butt was on fire

Cried to mom and dad (they, i assume, took care of the flusihng problems) heck, their my parents

never forget that day

static911

 

[flavio]

Funny, I don't have any real memorable turds.

Maybe you should take pictures and put them on a website for me not to look at.


Edit: of course someone already thought of that www.turds.com.

I swear when I hit the page an odor came from my computer.

 

[yakko]

<< fine fine peeps

I gotta spill my guts on this one

I was young; taking daily dumps wasn't part of my routine

Didn't take dump for nearly (if i rmeember correctly) 7-10 days....

Well, as you know, constipation...

Took nearly 2 hrs of huff and puff to get this thing outta my system

Well, wouldn't flush cuz hard as a rock

butt was on fire

Cried to mom and dad (they, i assume, took care of the flusihng problems) heck, their my parents

never forget that day

static911 >>

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Jfur]

that is how it is supposed to look if you have a proper diet (according to one book I read) :Q

 

[Rage187]

"and I was so surprised I went and got him to look at it before I flushed it down. He couldn't believe it either. "


ahhh, and thats what friends are for...

 

[Static911]

i forgot to add, the rock was like 1-1.25 FEET LONG

just remember to take a dump daily

that day revolutionized my "talking-to-toilet-god"

cheers and have a happy dump

static911

 

[LakerGod]

I once took one of those long ass roll-up-like-a-cinnamon-bun craps in my neighbor's driveway when i was like in Kindergarten. I guess I couldn't hold it...

 

[thedarkwolf]

I must be at the wrong angle or something cause everytime I get a good dump going they go down the whole and when I get up to admire my hard work its either completly hidden or I can only see part of it sticking out

 

[damocles]

You broke the golden rule, dammit!!!

:|

Where are the pics????

 

[bleeb]

Oh geez, I remember during the summer vacations of my youthful years, I wouldn't go to the bathroom for days...in fact, I think when I took the longest dookie, I hadn't gone for almost a week. But when it was time to go, I had to go and it too came out in one continuous lump and strangely, there was no gas afterwards. I was so amazed and shocked that something that long could be shot out from my body, that I called my siblings over as well. It was truely epoch-making.

Edit: Sorry no pics, but I would if I could.

 

[Rage187]

"I must be at the wrong angle or something cause everytime I get a good dump going they go down the whole and when I get up to admire my hard work its either completly hidden or I can only see part of it sticking out "



I feel your pain; same thing happens to me, all that hard work for nothing..

 

[Aihyah]

not sure about biggest, but its weird seeing things sticking out of your poop still recognizable. mainly corn and certain greens. spekkled logs

 

[flavio]

or peanuts.

 

[Aquaman]

Can't remember my biggest sh!t but if it's sticking out of the water it's called an Iceburg sh!t

Speaking of sh!t......... have you ever stained and strained while on the crapper and the only thing that comes out is a small peice of pebble sh!t That is almost the worst.

The worst is the sh!t that never gets clean even after you wipe 10+ times

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[MadRat]

When in top physical shape your turds come out like rabbit droppings.

 

[joohang]

<< You broke the golden rule, dammit!!!

:|

Where are the pics???? >>


No he didn't. STFU.

P.S. Mods make the rules. You don't.

 

[Phunktion]

<< You broke the golden rule, dammit!!!

:|

Where are the pics???? >>


I think it's best we avoid that or else we'll need to change the title to whats the biggest load of throwup you've ever spewed..

 

[Bulk Beef]

Tough to say, but a friend of mine (who was obsessed with this kind of stuff) bragged about one he took that was a perfect question mark, complete with a period. I was impressed until I took one that was shaped exactly like one of those big pretzels you get at the ball park. Cool, huh?

Well, I thought it was cool.