Whats the biggest crap you've ever taken???

[Slacker]

Did you scamper around the room and drag your butt across the floor when you were done?

Everyone here needs to see "The road to wellville" funniest poop movie of all time.

Ben Franklin made a statement about examining every movement for indications of your health, I will try to find it.

 

[GTaudiophile]

What can I say? ATOT simply never ceases to amaze me! What will you all post next?

 

[Emulex]

How about them super diarreah explosions that cover your back and the seat and all over the place!! Those are more fun!!

 

[Aihyah]

How about them super diarreah explosions that cover your back and the seat and all over the place!! Those are more fun!!

wholly cow, you angle your butthole back or something? that or your poo stream is ricocheting off the shallow low flow toilet surface somehow

and road to wellville? i was interested in that movie for sarah flynn boyle, is it out on dvd?

 

[bandXtrb]

<< Speaking of sh!t......... have you ever stained and strained while on the crapper and the only thing that comes out is a small peice of pebble sh!t That is almost the worst. >>

Oh, I hate that

 

[Emulex]

wholly cow, you angle your butthole back or something? that or your poo stream is ricocheting off the shallow low flow toilet surface somehow


^^^ Its like when there is so much jet-propulsion, it comes out in vapor form and explodes everywhere. When you eat a bunch of mexican food and drink cheap beer i tell ya!!

 

[Kojak]

My wife's Bin Laden's are usually big and round. Her funk puts mine to shame.

 

[Aihyah]

hmm nows a good time to think about anal sex hmm yes

 

[Kung Lau]

<< roll-up-like-a-cinnamon-bun craps >>



ROFLMAO

 

[StormRider]

<< How about them super diarreah explosions that cover your back and the seat and all over the place!! Those are more fun!! >>



I've never personally experienced this (and I hope I never!) but I sometimes see crap splattered all over a toilet seat in a public restroom and I get mad and wondered if someone did it on purpose or if they had really explosive diarreah...

 

[Emulex]

WHOA Chicks don't poop!! You never see them poop. I think they might poop like twice a month!!

 

[Kewlb]

ok, this thread is just straight disturbing.

 

[AnimeKnight]

LOL this thread is funnie $hit



<< just remember to take a dump daily >>


doh.. there must be something wrong with my diet... cuz i don't take dump daily

 

[Thrillhou]

I had one a couple weeks ago that was pretty good. It was two big logs sitting side by side with each of their ends hiding down in the hole and the other ends giving the Loch Ness effect (mysterious head poking above the water).

I yelled to my wife to get the digital camera, but she wouldn't.

 

[UberNeuman]

This is the biggest piece of crap I've ever seen... I may need a shovel to chop it up...

 

[StormRider]

<< doh.. there must be something wrong with my diet... cuz i don't take dump daily >>



I take at least 2 or 3 dumps per day.

 

[SaltBoy]

Some people go to the bathroom to take a crap.


Well, I go there to LEAVE one.

 

[EXman]

I do not think I have ever laughed this hard!

btw: I take 3-4 craps a day and we got a new house with these small arse toilets that well let just say I crap so much the back of the toilet seat is stained! I don't fit either I piss myself (yea that is big too) or I stain the seat! I hate small toilets! I hate flushing 3 times per shiznit!

oh btw #2 that guy w/ the 4inch above the water line poop.... I don't know what massive style toillet you got but I am jelous!!! at 3 inches the crap still in my pooper.

sorry i did not hold back! pun intended

:disgust:<--We don't need no Constipation! <with Rolling stones background music>

 

[EXman]

<< I yelled to my wife to get the digital camera, but she wouldn't. >>



mine wouldn't either!

 

[guyver01]

why is this thread still open!

i'm puking here!!

 

[Emulex]

Someone recently crapped on the seat in our building toilet. Now how the hell did that happen? We're talking on the frickin seat itself a turd lay.

 

[Tates]

This proves that there are a lot folk here that are full of sh*t

A toast....to BM's.

 

[dman]

I don't know whether to laugh or be sick at this thread.

 

[Renob]

I went to the crapper about two years ago and that badboy was about 2feet long and flopped aroud like a fish out of water I had to kill it with a plunger, I did not want to die I had to hit it 10to12 times before it stopped moving....:Q

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

I'm somewhere between laughing my @ss off and gagging right now.

You guys are too funny some days.