What's the best lite beer?

Grminalac

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You know what, I'm tired of listening to all those "I drink good beer dumbasses" out there that think thet since they are sipping on overpriced skunky drivel they can cut on the king of beers.
First of all lemme just say a bit about beer. My two favorite beers are Guinness and Heineken. They are truly delicious. My god what I wouldn't give to be sitting in a pub in ireland right now getting completely shitfaced on pint after pint of that sweet black nectar, and secondly when i was in Vegas I could not get enough of Heineken. I could not believe how tasty the stuff was. It was one dollar a bottle at a few different casinos and was extremely fresh due to the fact they were selling a rediculous amount.
However here at home when I step into a local bar and order either, I am extremely dissapointed by the fact that the 6.50 a can Guinness and 5.50 a bottle Heineken, I almost want to spew because they have been sitting around way too long and taste terrible.
Budweiser on the other hand never lets down and is always fresh and always tastes the same. Give me a fresh Budwieser/Bud Light over some overpriced import sitting on the shelf too long.
 

Scarpozzi

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Michalob just came out with a new light beer that has 2.6g of carbs... Mich Ultra....not too shabby.

I generally stick with either Bud Light or Miller Lite. Just depends on what mood I'm in. I like Bud's taste a lot, but I get tired of it after a while.

Coors Light is real smooth....has a lot in common with a canoe. (both are near water)
 

tweakmm

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Originally posted by: N8Magic
Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Bud Light is tasty, and it gets you fsucked up too.
by tasty you do mean tasty like your ass right?

You know how his ass tastes? :cool:
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Parrotheader

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For domestics, Coors Lite. Yeah it's a watered-down, but still tates better than the others.

Amstel Lite overall though.
 

Legendary

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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: Grminalac
Bud Light is tasty, and it gets you fsucked up too.
by tasty you do mean tasty like ass right?

This reminds me of Happy Gilmore

"I eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast!"
"You eat pieces of sh*t for breakfast?"
 

Miramonti

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The best lite beer is one thats never brewed.

Unfortunately the quality of lite beer commercials far exceeds the quality of any lite beer ever made.
 

Ladies Man

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my beer of choice is budweiser
bud light sucks
coors light is alright

i guess miller lite is acceptable.. i find myself drinking that quite often... seems to be the college beer of choice... esp kegs