What's most shocking?

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Why don't you change your name to John Lennon???

He doesn't wanna get shot?

That too.

Originally posted by: Safeway
One, that shirt is fucking awesome. Looks like you've worn/washed it quite a few times.

Two, you never drove yourself around before now!?

The nerdguy shirt? That picture is actually the first time I had worn it.
I've only worn it out once

I have yet to drive a car on my own yet. I've driven around when I've had my permits over the years, but never alone :Q

Originally posted by: Insomniator
That nerd picture... definitely has some widespread internet LOL pic potential.

I don't know if it's that funny...
I wonder if I'll be able to keep it for vbulletin...

Originally posted by: Gothgar
almost 26 before getting your license?

did you not care (lazy) or just lazy?

I haven't really needed it until now. Honestly I'm still not sure I really need it. After having gone this long without it, I don't feel that it's an essential part of life.

FYI I also don't own a cell phone.

Originally posted by: glenn beck

Yeah, I can get tanned pretty well...
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/YOyoYOhowsDAjello/tan.JPG

no wai!!!!

wai.

Originally posted by: Crono
None of the options are that shocking, really.

Congrats on getting your license. I thought I got mine late at 19, lol.

awww
Ok... what about this colored pencil portrait I drew of myself in 9th grade?

Originally posted by: TheoPetro

Holy fucking badass! Is that a speakerbox with built in monitors?

Sorry do disappoint, but it's not

Originally posted by: mcmilljb
They should make a jello avatar for you.

J-E-L-L-O

Something like this?

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: zerocool84
Why don't you change your name to John Lennon???

before pic looks like jesus, lol

Originally posted by: DVad3r
Jesus...

DVad3r, are you saying I look like Jesus too... or was that an "oh my god" sort of "Jesus"?

Originally posted by: dbk
4!!! nuke that shit!!
/furiously slams on the red button

Originally posted by: Corporate Thug
#4 without a doubt.

Originally posted by: RedSquirrel
#4. Slightly more shocking then 240 volts.

Originally posted by: ModerateRepZero
4

Do I get a most improved award or something?

I am winning the guy's 2009 ATOT Sexiest Person Pageant afterall...

Originally posted by: Regs
I think your nose grew a little faster than the rest of your face when you were younger.

But my eyes are so cool (middle one is me)

 

[Mo0o]

Definitely a good idea to go w/ the square frames

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Definitely a good idea to go w/ the square frames

I agree.

 

[coldmeat]

I just passed my G level test today. I had 1 more month before my license was demoted to a G1 (can't drive by myself). I'm 21 but got my learner's permit the day after I turned 16 (birthday was on a Sunday).

 

[Krazy4Real]

Haha! Your shirts are awesome.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

congrats on your license.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRX4mlFi06A

 

[ProfJohn]

Looking at pic #4 you should be glad your parents didn't kill you as a baby.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

The 'mad nuclear scientist selling his country's secrets on the black market in a dumb action movie' look in June 2009 <---:thumbsup:

 

[IAteYourMother]

I said the first option. I don't think that 4th picture is all the shocking, really...

 

[magomago]

Lol you are like me - we can tan extremely well, but our OG color is much lighter lawl.

Tight photos. Awesome 9th grade art. Thumbs up from me YYWDJ!

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Definitely a good idea to go w/ the square frames

I agree.

Thanks guys. Those older glasses were getting a bit... old.

Originally posted by: coldmeat
I just passed my G level test today. I had 1 more month before my license was demoted to a G1 (can't drive by myself). I'm 21 but got my learner's permit the day after I turned 16 (birthday was on a Sunday).

Nice

Originally posted by: Krazy4Real
Haha! Your shirts are awesome.

Feel free to buy one (no profit to me or Crono) or suggest a design of your own
http://forums.anandtech.com/me...id=38&threadid=2254669

Originally posted by: The Boston Dangler
congrats on your license.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRX4mlFi06A

A former coworker of mine used to have a replica of that car. I guess it would have been cool had I ever watched the show.

Originally posted by: ProfJohn
Looking at pic #4 you should be glad your parents didn't kill you as a baby.

Well I was a mistake
(I made a thread about that a few years ago including a poll, but the search for archived threads is busted so I can't find it)

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
The 'mad nuclear scientist selling his country's secrets on the black market in a dumb action movie' look in June 2009 <---:thumbsup:

My mom said I looked like a terrorist when she saw the picture.

When she saw the new one, she said I could be upgraded to the guy who drives the suicide bombing trucks

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
I said the first option. I don't think that 4th picture is all the shocking, really...

I'll assume that's a jab at me and how I'm perceived. Afterall, my AT Wiki has down "The definition of a geek." for some reason.

Originally posted by: magomago
Lol you are like me - we can tan extremely well, but our OG color is much lighter lawl.

Tight photos. Awesome 9th grade art. Thumbs up from me YYWDJ!

Thanks. I got a "gold key" from the Scholastic Art awards for that back in 1999 or 2000.
Now I've been reduced to designing lame t-shirts

 

[TallBill]

Good idea on the haircut, you look good now.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Now I've been reduced to designing lame t-shirts

No way, I get high watching the 'Nemesis 1 Reality' slideshow all the time. Do moar drugs plz.

 

[Sumguy]

Definitely 4th option lol

Good idea going square frame and haircut, too

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: TallBill
Good idea on the haircut, you look good now.

Originally posted by: Sumguy
Definitely 4th option lol

Good idea going square frame and haircut, too

:lips:

Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Now I've been reduced to designing lame t-shirts

No way, I get high watching the 'Nemesis 1 Reality' slideshow all the time. Do moar drugs plz.

For the uninitiated...

From this thread

Highlights:

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: Nemesis 1
Here's a little of my reality. Its as real as it gets for me . Understand this is a HUGH issue I have with myself. It changed how I lived toa degree.

One halloween After I was In deep shit with law . Already on probation. I was 19 I believe.

We did some tricken . Well it ended up being a big thing after people relized it could mean 5 years of my life. The Law came on heavey . I knew I was doomed. Because under oath I would self convict. But something strange happened . THE LAW screwed up.

When we went to pretrail, to plead . They read the charges. I was ready to plead guilty than it happened they read the charges . The times were all wrong . There were 2 seperate incidents that night . I was not at the second one, I had lots of reliable witnesses. When I heard the times I about pissed my pants. I knew I had an out . So I plead innocent . But the other guys involved like me were going to plead guilty also. Hearing me plead innocent they plead innocent . Which put me in hugh bind . As they were at second incident. They had NO witness. I couldn't tell them or I would go away. So I just kept to self built my own casewith witness. I won . Everone else lost. Judge was really pissed . None understood what happened but me. We were all asked under oath about a specific time . That was 2 hours off. Now all new it wasabout the first incident including self. I swore on BIBLE to tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth. I did that as did ever one else . I answered every question honestly. AS to Time period.

I know I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because law gave me an out . By not asking correct question.

I been to court since but as a witness . I refused to take oath on bible. Got fined . But I didn't swear either! few days easy time

If I was judging myself here . It would go badly for self. I didn't lie , But I didn't tell whole trueth and nothing but trueth because I wasn't asked right questions.

But I knew. I have had to live with that. Its not as easy as one thinks if you believe in more than flesh . Its good for me GOD judges and not self. For he knows my heart and mind better than I will ever , Unless enlightened .Fat chance that happening, Thats just a glimse of what lies in my mind. Reality is what we make it . Its not pre definned.

You inpired me. I think there might be a movie in this, so I made a quick storyboard of the plot. Let me know if you're interested in fleshing out a whole screenplay.

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
I really think we have something here with your story, Nemesis 1.

Look how great this poster came out.

Who could resist going to see this after Halloween 2009?

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

I almost forgot heavey in the NEMESIS 1 MOBILE :Q

EDIT:

Might as well link to the other thread to create an infinite loop of win

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Instructions: download this zip file, then unzip the files to a folder of your choice, then open the PowerPoint presentation and play show (frame advances should be automatic)

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
http://atot.spreadshirt.com/us...esis-1-Reality-4725166

Imagine how crazy this stuff would be if I had been on drugs

 

[ViviTheMage]

picture 4 is expected, not shocking

 

[Crono]

Wow, yoyo, that artwork is pretty damn good. I guess it's your talent, but that portrait is amazing for a 9th grade.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Your options:

1. That I just got my driver's license today (age 25 years 11 months)

2. The difference in appearance on my Learner's permit from June to my License Today
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...LicenseBeforeAfter.jpg

3. That I used to look at lot like nerdguy
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...sDAjello/nerdsplit.jpg

4. That I used to look like this
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/sp...web/Random/NERRRRD.JPG"><a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/spmclaughlin/web/Random/NERRRRD.JPG">https://mywebspace.wisc..........om/NERRRRD.JPG</a></a>

holy mother of gawd....

you've come a long way baby

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: venkman
damn you got tanned! You used to look like a pimpily version of McLovin now you look like a terrorist.

Fixed

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: ViviTheMage
picture 4 is expected, not shocking

Is that another one of this type of comment?

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: IAteYourMother
I said the first option. I don't think that 4th picture is all the shocking, really...

I'll assume that's a jab at me and how I'm perceived. Afterall, my AT Wiki has down "The definition of a geek." for some reason.

Originally posted by: Crono
Wow, yoyo, that artwork is pretty damn good. I guess it's your talent, but that portrait is amazing for a 9th grade.

Thanks Crono

Here's some other High School stuff for you to consider
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...OhowsDAjello/River.jpg
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...owsDAjello/Twisted.jpg

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello
Your options:

1. That I just got my driver's license today (age 25 years 11 months)

2. The difference in appearance on my Learner's permit from June to my License Today
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...LicenseBeforeAfter.jpg

3. That I used to look at lot like nerdguy
http://pics.bbzzdd.com/users/Y...sDAjello/nerdsplit.jpg

4. That I used to look like this
<a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu......Random/NERRRRD.JPG"><a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/sp...web/Random/NERRRRD.JPG"><a target=_blank class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="https://mywebspace.wisc.edu/spmclaughlin/web/Random/NERRRRD.JPG">https://mywebspace.wi............ERRRRD.JPG</a></a></a>

holy mother of gawd....

you've come a long way baby

I'd like to think so
Maybe all those years as a disgusting nerd have been good for my character or something :laugh:

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: venkman
damn you got tanned! You used to look like a pimpily version of McLovin now you look like a terrorist.

Fixed

You sound like my mom

 

[Krazy4Real]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat

Originally posted by: venkman
damn you got tanned! You used to look like a pimpily version of McLovin now you look like a terrorist.

Fixed

You sound like my mom

Maybe he is your mom??? :shocked:

 

[sjwaste]

I voted #1, because unless you're a woman from south philly, I can't think of a reason why you wouldn't have a license until 25. People from that area will know what I'm talking about, but for some reason, a lot of women from south philly just don't get their licenses, sometimes ever. My buddy's mom still doesn't have one and she's over 50.

Everyone looked awkward when they were younger. Your body flooding itself with hormones will do that.

 

[Fiat1]

this-->

 

[hanoverphist]

you look like an earth sciences teacher with the long hair and beard.

 

[Engineer]

OMG, Option #3 is dead on. The user icon = you! :shocked: