What's in my roof/attic?

[IcePickFreak]

Skunk Ape

 

[highland145]

F that...I will have my landlord do it. That way, he can have his head bit by a rabid animal.

Ah ha. The landlord solution. :thumbsup:

 

[Saint Nick]

Every now and then, I hear this scraping sound above me. I sounds like there is something dragging a dead animal around. Then, at times, you hear this scraping....like it is trying to dig something up. Sometimes, I take the broom and just bang where the sound is. At the point, you hear it scrambling away only to come back 30 seconds later. What do you think it could be? Mouse? Squirrel? Racoons?

Are you a chick? Just go up there and do something about it...no need to wait on a landlord, just do it.

 

[Wanescotting]

doood..............don't play the "landlord" card for that............save that for when the a/c breaks

 

[BurnItDwn]

It's a good thing you have a landlord because you do not have the requisite sense to own your own home. (If you hear an animal in your attic you fvckin check it out, even if it is a hassle due to blocking the access!)

 

[moshquerade]

poltergeist

 

[Ichinisan]

Birds, squirrels, chipmunks, neckbeards...

If so, I pity the OP. Attic would be FULL of fecal matter in no time at all.

 

[Jaepheth]

Do you live in the NE US OP?

Could be shoggoths.

 

[highland145]

If so, I pity the OP. Attic would be FULL of fecal matter in no time at all.

Better than here.

 

[Gibson486]

It's a good thing you have a landlord because you do not have the requisite sense to own your own home. (If you hear an animal in your attic you fvckin check it out, even if it is a hassle due to blocking the access!)

Yes, because damaging the apt to get to attic, when you can tell he specifically boarded up the access path and even sealed it all over to prevent access, is clearly the right thing to do.

 

[Gibson486]

Do you live in the NE US OP?

Could be shoggoths.

:hmm:

 

[Colt45]

rattus rattus

 

[BurnItDwn]

Yes, because damaging the apt to get to attic, when you can tell he specifically boarded up the access path and even sealed it all over to prevent access, is clearly the right thing to do.

Sorry, I was wrong then. Your landlord is not qualified to be a landlord if he makes it impossible to access the attic without causing damage 🙂

 

[gaidensensei]

Yes, because damaging the apt to get to attic, when you can tell he specifically boarded up the access path and even sealed it all over to prevent access, is clearly the right thing to do.

What? All the more reason to be suspicious. I'd get up there on the dot and kill what ever moves.

Your landlord could be a serial killer, insane ATOT poster, or a monsters from Xen awaits behind the planks, growing steadily and noting your presence in the vicinity.

It's up to you to put an end to it, or your life goes first. :|

 

[HAL9000]

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