What's a fatty to do?

[mercanucaribe]

Tight jeans feel so good! Just stay away from boxers though.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Tight jeans feel so good! Just stay away from boxers though.

And they're so much more flattering to your package!

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
Tight jeans feel so good! Just stay away from boxers though.

they do feel great, on women.

 

[Platypus]

pics

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Trygve
What brands and styles have you tried? For the longest time, I couldn't wear jeans at all, and I still can't wear most brands. Then "baggy" came into fashion and I can wear Levis 560s. (Even if "baggy" is often a codeword for "snug in the thighs, but actually *can* be put on."

Believe it or not, another brand I can wear is women's jeans from the Gap. That's not as bizarre as you might think; women have proportionately longer legs and they actually have hips, whereas the men's fashion industry is determined to design everything to fit Mister Potatohead (a shapeless blob with stubby, toothpick-sized arms and legs). They are a little higher-waisted, though, so, as always, try before you buy.

HAHAHAHAHA, I'll bet you're just a pasty faced, out of shape little . . . OH, WAIT, that was YOU owning Nik in that pic where it was a toss up which was more impressive, your set-up or your, errrr, set-up! (Runs away and hides). :shocked: :laugh:

WTF?

TTF. Posted by Trygve when Nik doubted the desk in the picture was his. As you can see, Trygve's problems in finding jeans that fit may differ somewhat from yours. :laugh:

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Trygve
What brands and styles have you tried? For the longest time, I couldn't wear jeans at all, and I still can't wear most brands. Then "baggy" came into fashion and I can wear Levis 560s. (Even if "baggy" is often a codeword for "snug in the thighs, but actually *can* be put on."

Believe it or not, another brand I can wear is women's jeans from the Gap. That's not as bizarre as you might think; women have proportionately longer legs and they actually have hips, whereas the men's fashion industry is determined to design everything to fit Mister Potatohead (a shapeless blob with stubby, toothpick-sized arms and legs). They are a little higher-waisted, though, so, as always, try before you buy.

HAHAHAHAHA, I'll bet you're just a pasty faced, out of shape little . . . OH, WAIT, that was YOU owning Nik in that pic where it was a toss up which was more impressive, your set-up or your, errrr, set-up! (Runs away and hides). :shocked: :laugh:

WTF?

TTF. Posted by Trygve when Nik doubted the desk in the picture was his. As you can see, Trygve's problems in finding jeans that fit may differ somewhat from yours. :laugh:

ROFL~!! Can those Jeans go any higher ?

 

[shopbruin]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Stop whining. I am 6'2" and 96 lbs. No store carries my size which is 28x34. :|

shens. you have got to be anorexic to achieve that level of skinny.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: freesia39

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Stop whining. I am 6'2" and 96 lbs. No store carries my size which is 28x34. :|

shens. you have got to be anorexic to achieve that level of skinny.

I don't believe it either, but if he's indian, i'd believe it.

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I'm a 38 waist/32 or 34 inseam myself.

I have a 50" chest, 19"+ neck, 28" sleeve, 36" torso and size 16 feet. Don't complain to me about finding clothes that are comfortable

Heck, I'm the second smallest guy in my family.

Gimli? Is that you?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
Gimli? Is that you?

Who the hell is Gimli?

 

[lavagirl669]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Wear a moo moo

moo moo?

um...its "Muu muu"

says the mob of Hawaiians outside your door

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Chaotic42

Originally posted by: Yossarian
Gimli? Is that you?

Who the hell is Gimli?

Gimli

 

[gabemcg]

buy size 40 pants, and wear a belt, also boxer-briefs are the best thing since sliced bread

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: Yossarian
Gimli

Well, I'm about the same height as John Rhys-Davies, and some of my family lines come from Wales.

 

[isekii]

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I'm a 38 waist/32 or 34 inseam myself.

I have a 50" chest, 19"+ neck, 28" sleeve, 36" torso and size 16 feet. Don't complain to me about finding clothes that are comfortable

Heck, I'm the second smallest guy in my family.

Gimli? Is that you?

Atleast Gimli has some muscles.

I think he's all ManBewbies

 

[TitanDiddly]

Originally posted by: isekii

Originally posted by: Yossarian

Originally posted by: Chaotic42
I'm a 38 waist/32 or 34 inseam myself.

I have a 50" chest, 19"+ neck, 28" sleeve, 36" torso and size 16 feet. Don't complain to me about finding clothes that are comfortable

Heck, I'm the second smallest guy in my family.

Gimli? Is that you?

Atleast Gimli has some muscles.

I think he's all ManBewbies

:brokenheart:

Does this mean you don't love me anymore?

 

[PricklyPete]

Originally posted by: NFS4
Wear a moo moo

 

[richardycc]

goto a levi store that do custom jeans! expensive thou, like $80 a pair.

 

[Muadib]

Originally posted by: gabemcg
buy size 40 pants, and wear a belt, also boxer-briefs are the best thing since sliced bread

Winnar!!! Over the last year I've really porked up, and this works for me. 40 x 32 is my size now.

 

[dabuddha]

What's a fatty to do?

Lose some weight.

 

[bobalong]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Stop whining. I am 6'2" and 96 lbs. No store carries my size which is 28x34. :|

Imagine the same situation but for someone 6'4": I'm 30x36 - nothing exists, all clothes have to be tailored

 

[dragonballgtz]

Originally posted by: stinger25
"Excuse me sir, but you can't park your van on the diving board.....oh wait it just a fat kid! Hey bill, it's just a fat kid!!":laugh:

 

[SWScorch]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Stop whining. I am 6'2" and 96 lbs. No store carries my size which is 28x34. :|

Never again will I say that I am skinny. That's just not right!

 

[OutHouse]

i have a 18.5 inch neck but not the body it takes to fill a dress shirt that is for a 18.5 inch neck. i feel like i have a fricken tent on when i have to wear a dress shirt with a tie. i can take the front of my shirt and pull it over a foot away from my chest. it fricken sucks.

 

[nCred]

Originally posted by: ManSnake
Stop whining. I am 6'2" and 96 lbs. No store carries my size which is 28x34. :|

:Q Is that possible?