What's a chicken's favorite kind of beer?

BooGiMaN

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just out of curiousity do you try these jokes out on your freinds or family before you post on here?

 

BlancoNino

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
just out of curiousity do you try these jokes out on your freinds or family before you post on here?

I would never do that to my friends and family...I love them.
 

Beige

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I'm not familiar with beer..so I'm guessing there is a beer called bock :/
 

Pastore

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
Now put them together...
What does a chicken put his Bock beer in?
A goblet!
:p

A chicken doesn't gobble, geesh! To make that joke work it would need to be a mutant churkey and would have to both bock and gobble, duh! :p
 

Mutilator

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Here's one I just made up...

What do you call a turkey that eats a rooster?
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Pastore

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Originally posted by: Mutilator
Here's one I just made up...

What do you call a turkey that eats a rooster?
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A cock gobbler, homo.

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