What's a chicken's favorite kind of beer?

[eits]

Originally posted by: Pastore
What is a turkeys favorite drinking device???..............































Goblet!

.......
so, anyways....

 

[theprodigalrebel]

I came here expecting a play on the words 'Chicken' & 'Heineken'.

 

[eits]

i've got a joke for you...

q: what do you call people who laughed at this joke?

a: dumbasses.

get it? :laugh:... no, really... get it?

 

[mpitts]

YOU SUCK, MACBAINE!

 

[DanTMWTMP]

lol @ thread.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

What is the friendliest bear of them all?



































BUD.

 

[Kadarin]

How do you eat a chicken?

One leg around each ear...

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
just out of curiousity do you try these jokes out on your freinds or family before you post on here?

I would never do that to my friends and family...I love them.

this made me laugh. something i cant say about your joke

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bock.

lmfao...:thumbsup:

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
just out of curiousity do you try these jokes out on your freinds or family before you post on here?

I would never do that to my friends and family...I love them.

hahah

 

[chrisms]

Bock. Like the sound a chicken makes.

 

[cheapgoose]

Originally posted by: edro
I actually LOLed a little. Nice work.

:beer:

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I'd laugh had I heard of Bock beer before.

3/10.

 

[Slackware]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino
Bock.

that is hilarious, let me write that down...

You da man...

Seriously...

 

[NuAlphaMan]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
I dont get it

Is it becuase I dont drink?

^

 

[OREOSpeedwagon]

Originally posted by: DanTMWTMP
What is the friendliest bear of them all?




BUD.

bears :shocked:

 

[compuwiz1]

Your jokes seriously suck.
Mod should be back around soon enough

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Your jokes seriously suck.
Mod should be back around soon enough

Yeah, but you can't argue with how many positive responses I got. There are seriously nothing wrong with these threads...3 pages worth of posts, and all in good fun! Sounds like the perfect ATOT thread to me. Especially considering all the ones about posting pics of HS girls, WoW sex, etc...

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: Mutilator
Now put them together...
What does a chicken put his Bock beer in?
A goblet!

0/10 :thumbsdown:

 

[BlancoNino]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: Mutilator
Now put them together...
What does a chicken put his Bock beer in?
A goblet!

0/10 :thumbsdown:

Now who posts bad jokes

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: BlancoNino

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: Mutilator
Now put them together...
What does a chicken put his Bock beer in?
A goblet!

0/10 :thumbsdown:

Now who posts bad jokes

I meant to quote you! :|

 

[angminas]

My Latin teacher: "Even the rooster in this book speaks Latin! Instead of cock-a-doodle-do, he says cucucurru! What is he, the Walrus? Koo-koo-ka-choo!"

Me: "He may not be the Walrus, but he is the Eggman."

 

[Mutilator]

:music: I put my beak in a box for you... :music: