1) Hire private tutors for my daughters and spend as much time with them as possible...imparting as much wisdom as I can muster. And videotape myself for them to remember me (like that movie with Michael Keaton)
2) Buy Bill Gates a haircut
3) Give a chunk to Berkeley to keep the SETI bandwidth flowing

4) Buyout all of the trash TV talk shows and "reality" shows to get that crap off the air
5) Give a big chunk to
www.prp.org to keep the only radio stations I listen to going for a long time to come
6) Buy Alec Baldwin that plane ticket out of the country (that dmned, egotistical pr*ck)
7) Travel to Mt. Everest base camp with the family for a week (and hike as far as the Khumbu icefall - I've no desire to actual enter it)
8) Take the family to see Machu Pichu and then Paris and then back home (which will be a very nice new house complete with maids, chefs, etc.)
9) Rent the Pacific Coast Highway (and a Ferrari F50) for two days all to myself!
10) And, finally, buy everyone here an Anandtech subscription
