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What would *you* do?

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You are sitting on some sort of crowded public transportation with a loved one. A "gangsta" looking dude about 15' behind you seems visibly agitated. He stands up while the train is moving like he is getting ready to get off the train at the next stop. As he is standing up a small pistol falls out of his waistband onto the train floor and slides down the middle of the aisle near you.

What do you do?
 
I'd wonder what mountainside I was on such that a pistol could slide nearly 15', obviously bouncing off several other riders on this "crowded public transportation" module as it went, and then I'd wake up from this second rate dream, scratch myself, and go pee.
 
Originally posted by: Perknose
I'd wonder what mountainside I was on such that a pistol could slide nearly 15', obviously bouncing off several other riders on this "crowded public transportation" module as it went, and then I'd wake up from this second rate dream, scratch myself, and go pee.
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:camera:s?
 
It fell out while he was walking down the aisle. There weren't people standing in the aisle just near the doors.

He kind of paused when he realized what happened. Then scrambled to pick it up and got off at the next stop. I tried to call the cops but we were underground and I didn't have cell service.
 
Originally posted by: NSFW
Originally posted by: Perknose
I'd wonder what mountainside I was on such that a pistol could slide nearly 15', obviously bouncing off several other riders on this "crowded public transportation" module as it went, and then I'd wake up from this second rate dream, scratch myself, and go pee.
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:camera:s?
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:camera:
 
I pick up the gun and start firing wildly into the crowd. When police arrive, I claim that the gangsta type did it all. Who are the police going to believe, me or a dangerous minority?
 
If this is your worst public transportation story, then you don't travel on public transportation much.

The correct answer is ignore and do nothing. However, if he doesn't get off at the next stop, you get off at the next stop.
 
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I pick up the gun and start firing wildly into the crowd. When police arrive, I claim that the gangsta type did it all. Who are the police going to believe, me or a dangerous minority?
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the surviving witnesses? 6 bullets arent going to kill all of the passengers
 
how big is the gun? you could then casually ask if he is trying to over compensate for something

oh, and then gtfo
 
Originally posted by: ducci
If this is your worst public transportation story, then you don't travel on public transportation much.

The correct answer is ignore and do nothing. However, if he doesn't get off at the next stop, you get off at the next stop.
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Haha, this isn't the worst by far. The worst was the homeless dude who was wiping his ass with his hand, smelled it then proceeded to walk up and down the aisles while touching the handrails.

I got off at the next stop.

Close second are the drunk folks who end up puking. Mmm... The smell of warm puke.
 
I would recommend a proper holster and proceed to show said gangster how my Glock fits securely in mine. 😛
 
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