What would you do with $4000? -Mini survey-

Zim Hosein

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Give half to my parents as a simple thank you and blow the other half on technology :)
 

NewSc2

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Buy both parents $500 gifts, and save the rest up to spend on food/clothing/entertainment for the next 2-3 years.
 

MichaelD

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Where the HELL is the poll? :disgust:

You can't have a survey w/o a poll. *points at newbie and laughs*

Anyway, $4,000 is commonly about the amount of the 2nd place Lotto drawing in my state...that would amount to about $3,000 after taxes. I'd pay off my motorcycle and sell the bastard b/c I have no time to ride it. That would amount to TWO less bills per month; the bike payment + insurance on the damn thing.
 

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Titties and beer."

- M4H

reminds me of the time some friends went to a strip club and spent $2200 between the 3 of them
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Titties and beer."

- M4H

reminds me of the time some friends went to a strip club and spent $2200 between the 3 of them

People that hang out in strip clubs are LOOOOOOOOO-SERRRRRRRRS. You stand zero chance of getting any...unless you buy one of the girls afterwards at five in the morning, when they are out of money for drugs, they'll screw anybody for the right amount of cash.

I'd rather go to a nightclub and try to pick someone up...at least they don't screw for a living.
 

The Dancing Peacock

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I have no debt except my car payment, but I'm okay with paying that off for credit rating purposes. I'd give my parents some, save the rest. I might have to buy a laptop though with some. I configured one that I was happy with for about 1049 a month or two ago.
 
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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Titties and beer."

- M4H

reminds me of the time some friends went to a strip club and spent $2200 between the 3 of them

People that hang out in strip clubs are LOOOOOOOOO-SERRRRRRRRS. You stand zero chance of getting any...unless you buy one of the girls afterwards at five in the morning, when they are out of money for drugs, they'll screw anybody for the right amount of cash.

I'd rather go to a nightclub and try to pick someone up...at least they don't screw for a living.

Confirmed. You don't want to date a stripper. They're bloodsucking leeches, they'll take all your money and spend it on drugs, and forget sloppy seconds - you're sloppy seventy-thirds, and there'll be more after you.

Nightclubs, college dorms if you're a student. Hell, frosh week is nothing but uNfing the hot prissy girls who just got their first taste of freedom ... and a six-pack of fine brew. ;)

Hint to clueless ATOTers - when the girl walks in the room, slams the door, locks it, promptly tosses her sweater at you and tackles you onto the bed while you're temporarily blinded from the Ralph Lauren to the chops - hit it. :D

- M4H
 

DaveSimmons

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Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Titties and beer."
"Hey Dale, would you like to come up here and hold my pickle to satisfy this weird man out on the stage?"

Savings account.