Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: ElFenix
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
"Titties and beer."
- M4H
reminds me of the time some friends went to a strip club and spent
$2200 between the 3 of them
People that hang out in strip clubs are LOOOOOOOOO-SERRRRRRRRS. You stand zero chance of getting any...unless you buy one of the girls afterwards at five in the morning, when they are out of money for drugs, they'll screw anybody for the right amount of cash.
I'd rather go to a nightclub and try to pick someone up...at least they don't screw for a living.
Confirmed. You don't want to date a stripper. They're bloodsucking leeches, they'll take all your money and spend it on drugs, and forget sloppy seconds - you're sloppy seventy-thirds, and there'll be more after you.
Nightclubs, college dorms if you're a student. Hell, frosh week is nothing but uNfing the hot prissy girls who just got their first taste of freedom ... and a six-pack of fine brew.
Hint to clueless ATOTers - when the girl walks in the room, slams the door, locks it, promptly tosses her sweater at you and tackles you onto the bed while you're temporarily blinded from the Ralph Lauren to the chops -
hit it.
- M4H