What would YOU do if you met Janet Reno in a dark alley?

[dennilfloss]

Err ChrichtonsGirl,

The person in your picture has an Adam's apple. :Q

Too Late (Goldfinger)

 

[Moonbeam]

I would thank her for her service to the country. She had all the integrity of a Republican.

 

[pidge]

I would say:

"Excuse me sir, but would you happen to have the time?"

or

"Whoa. Weren't you a wrestler in the WWF a long time ago?"

or ask her

"Have you been able to get freaky on Bill since Hillary left for New York?"

 

[Mday]

i'd say hello, and that's about it.

 

[Aquaman]

Whatever you do........ don't make eye contact Also if she tries to talk to you, pretend not to speak english

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[kru]

ChrichtonsGirl, is it a bad sign that i know your sig came from the episode "jose chung's from outer space?"

 

[jorken]

I'd be extremelly thankful that the alley was dark.

 

[glenn1]

pray she didn't ask to perform a 'full-body cavity search' on me...

 

[Chef0083]

How you doing this evening sir?

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

Dennil: I know. Came from a cross-dressing lingerie site that I figured the mods might nuke and I didn't think I should post.

kru: Think of it as a sign of your impeccable taste! I can still watch that episode over and over and find new things to laugh at and every time I hear that line (in that trembly, adenoidal voice) I can't help but chuckle. What did you think of the Chung crossover to Millennium? It was just a little too bizarre for me, but somehow fitting for Chris Carter to do.

 

[AndrewR]

Aquaman: Just don't speak Spanish to her -- I hear they send you to Cuba for that.