What would YOU do if you met Janet Reno in a dark alley?

[NFS4]

I personally would spin around on one foot and jet in the opposite direction

 

[Total Refected Power]

Start humping her leg.

 

[jmcoreymv]

Is she the fat one or the dumb one?

 

[BA]

I'd be making like a tree too. There's no way I'd survive an extended encounter with it.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

She's the big'un, you know, the one who saved the Waco kids and little Elian.

 

[ltk007]

I'd feel her neck waddle.

 

[AMDJunkie]

Find a crucifix maybe? Can I shoot it? Can it be destroyed?

 

[Imported]

Run.
Run.
And run some more.

 

[NFS4]

<< I'd feel her neck waddle >>


Ok John Cage

 

[jadinolf]

Go ahead and make fun of her guys, but if you ever saw her in a pair of baby doll PJ's you'd change your tune.

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< Go ahead and make fun of her guys, but if you ever saw her in a pair of baby doll PJ's you'd change your tune >>

Link? :disgust:

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

<< Is she the fat one or the dumb one? >>



She's the Sasquatch-looking one who makes bad decisions. The troll/elf/oompa-loompa-looking one is Donna Shalala, former Chancellor of the UW-Madison and current Secretary of the Little People.

 

[Adul]

I'd run so fast you would see ablur where my legs ar suppose to be.

 

[Locutus of Board]

If I were horny.....

 

[WombatWoman]

ChrichtonsGirl, you may share the green-haired avatar with me now, if you wish. You are obviously a WW-in-training. Your comparison of Donna Shalala to an oompa-loompa made my day.

 

[loup garou]

I'd run and I'd run and I'd run. I'd run until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid, and then I'd run some more.

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

LOL, Wombat Woman, I'm just not worthy yet, although I now have an image of Ms. Shalala in a white satin jumpsuit doing cartwheels around a giant candy bar.

But who wanted Pictures? (Hastily thrown together, my apologies)

 

[DanC]

I'd hope for a 12-guage so that I could put a nice big hole into the middle of her whiny liberal torso, and rid the world of another slime.

Of course that won't happen - so I guess I'd run so she wouldn't get any socialist cooties on me.

 

Hopefully I'd wake up seconds later, broken out in a cold sweat and with soiled sheets...... I don't want to consider the reality.

j/k, jeez, I dunno'. Point and stare, probably.

 

[SuperGroove]

Umm...I'd just have to wait for mr. happy's reaction.

Curl into a ball and cry either way

Crying Game Boy George

Paul

 

[NFS4]

<< Umm...I'd just have to wait for mr. happy's reaction. >>


Excuse me while I lose lunch

 

[LAUST]

NFS4 that's what you would do in the alley too right

 

[Grey]

I would run lord knows where her whacko ATF agents could be hiding in that alley!

 

[AndrewR]

I'd kick her in the balls.

 

[NFS4]

LOL