What would you do if you had a million dollars?

[Orsorum]

I'd keep enough to pay for my last year of college, and furniture, etc, for my first few months on my own (next June), and I'd invest the rest.

 

[conjur]

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a K-Car (a nice Reliant automobile)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love.

If I Had $1000000 I'd build a tree fort in our yard.
If I Had $1000000 You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
If I Had $1000000 Maybe we could put a frige in there somwhere.
We could go up there whenever we wanted. We could get something to eat maybe

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet (Like a llama or an emu)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains (All them crazy bones)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I Had $1000000 We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more
If I Had $1000000 We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner.
But we would. But of course we would, it's a very tasty treat for the whole family.

If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a green dress
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you some art (a Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I Had $1000000 (If I Had $1000000)
I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey?)
If I Had $1000000 I'd buy your love

If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000, If I Had $1000000
If I Had $1000000
I'd be rich.

 

[Orsorum]

That's easily one of my favorite songs of all time. I <3 Barenaked Ladies.

 

[her209]

Why two when you can have 20?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
That's easily one of my favorite songs of all time. I <3 Barenaked Ladies.

:beer:

 

[jadinolf]

Ready for this?

I'd spend it.

 

[boomdart]

Buy a $130,000ish house, buy a new truck, new car, fix my current cars up using no more than $25,000, and buy furniture/home theatre/carpet/whatever needed... I'd hope to have $600,000 left to put in a savings account to gain interest off, and I would live a normal life except I'd have a few less monthly bills

 

[boomdart]

Originally posted by: Strangone
Two chicks at the sam--oh, you suck.

You don't need a million dollars to do two chicks at the same time, you just need to know where to go to get the girls

 

[DAGTA]

Pay off my debt. Buy a nice house. Help family. Invest.

 

[RobCur]

we're dreaming right?:beer:

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: saxguy
i will give all of the money to charity.







and i will immediately start imagining another million dollar.

Crack kills!!

Sysadmin

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Description
It isn't much, but it's decent spending money.

Holy hell, that isn't much huh....if thats just spending money to you please send me some of it!

:roll:

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: brigden
Every time a question surrounding wealth comes up, paying bills offloading debt is always the most popular choice.

Christ, you people are boring as fvck.

Ok, I would probably blow it all on crack and cheap hookers (nothing line doing of blow off the sweaty ass-crack of a 50 year old community bicycle) and buy a Porsche which I would promptly wreck into the nearest retirment home....

Assuming I made it out alive from all that I'd probably try to buy Britney Spears "virginity"....I hear thats a popular thing to do when your stupid and rich.

 

[CptObvious]

I'd pay off school loans, my sister's school loans, my parents' debts and set up a retirement plan for them. Then I would quit law and do something else I enjoy, because I wouldn't have to worry about supporting my parents.

 

[Geekbabe]

I'd invest some,we could move,get a Harley,I could work for fun,maybe for animal rescue

 

[etech]

I can't say about a million but if I had half a mill, I'd be doing exactly what I am right now.

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: etech
I can't say about a million but if I had half a mill, I'd be doing exactly what I am right now.

Listen you....

 

[Bassyhead]

pay off stuff, buy a few cool things, invest the rest so i can retire early and well.

 

[rudeguy]

buy a house and a car. I would buy at least 3 duplexes with the rest, and live off the rent from the duplexes.

 

[brigden]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: brigden
Every time a question surrounding wealth comes up, paying bills offloading debt is always the most popular choice.

Christ, you people are boring as fvck.

You'll get old and boring too some day.

I believe you and I are the same age.

 

[lobadobadingdong]

Originally posted by: brigden
Every time a question surrounding wealth comes up, paying bills offloading debt is always the most popular choice.

Christ, you people are boring as fvck.

nope just broke.

 

[Juniper]

I would stop working and take a course at a foreign University or maybe go to France and take up some culinary classes

 

[RobCur]

its not too healthy to have too much money
one would do something really crazy like try to spend it all asap by gambling or travel the whole world much better imho. money well spend is better then money all lost for nothing!