What would you ban if you could?

[sdifox]

people who want to ban things

oh nose paradox.

 

[dawp]

any mention of god as the reason for an event.

 

[God Mode]

Coins. Fuck everything that requires them.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

cell phones and marriage.

 

[dmcowen674]

Republicans.

This

 

[ghost recon88]

Girls who don't find me attractive

 

[KeithTalent]

Girls who don't find me attractive

Then there would be no women left in the world.

KT

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

those people

 

[busydude]

70 cent toll booths in Chicago and Trident.

 

[soulcougher73]

Religion

 

[ghost recon88]

Then there would be no women left in the world.

KT

I made that statement as a setup for someone to reply to like that :sneaky:

 

[lord_emperor]

Smoking.

Fucking assholes giving me lung cancer to satisfy their pointless addiction.

 

[zinfamous]

Smoking.

Fucking assholes giving me lung cancer to satisfy their pointless addiction.

no they aren't.




anyway, I'd ban serious threads.

fucking 'ate 'em, I do.

 

[Number1]

Truthers.

 

[OVerLoRDI]

Loud chip bags, "recyclable" bottled water (that shit is just wasteful and dumb), bright blue headlights, babies in theaters, cigarettes (but not cigars or pipes)

 

[The Boston Dangler]

prohibition doesn't work. that being said, i'd annihilate several things, starting with religious fanatics of all persuasions

 

[caddlad]

Auto-tune.

Religious proselytizing.

 

[adairusmc]

Auto-tune.

I dunno, auto-tuning 911 calls takes them from being tragic to hilarious.

 

[IronWing]

Human reproduction. Everything else would work itself out.

 

[mmntech]

Wanton acts of duchebaggery would be a felony in my world. I think that would eliminate most of the world's problems.

 

[gorcorps]

France

 

[Jeff7]

People who chew with their mouths open/Talk with their mouths full/eat loudly

Another vote for this.

Truckers who throw their piss bottles out on the highway.

As far as a penalty they would have a choice of hanging or the guillotine.

 

[meltdown75]

high definition piss jugs

 

[moshquerade]

toe picking
and nail biting

 

[GeekDrew]

Snakes and all other poisonous (particularly venomous) animals except the platypus.

Everyone, everywhere, that has ever sincerely used any of the following phrases:
- that's good enough
- that'll never happen, don't worry about it
- who's gonna know?
- i'll be retired before anyone finds out
- i suppose we can make an exception just this one time
- it's always been done that way, i don't care what the rules say
- i don't care about data integrity, i just want to do my job
- flat files are just as good as a relational database