What Would Jesus Drive?

[DanTMWTMP]

since he was humble and walked barefoot all across the desert....it'd has to be the crappiest most cheapest $10 dollar car crazy rusted POS that goes 5mph....

 

[AndrewR]

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: apoppin
Seriously, he picked the transportation modes of the day that were popular in the First Century.

Mostly he walked. He also rode by horse or donkey.

It is written that he had no possessions except his clothes.

So . . . extrapolating to today . . . he wouldn't own a car but would be popular enough to get "rides", borrow a disciples' car, or use public transportation or walk.

So basically he's a moocher?

Not really, his Dad OWNS it ALL - even BIGGER than Bill Gates.

Oh, so he's a Daddy's little boy? "You better let me have it, or my dad will beat you up"

He wouldn't have to use that threat -- only, "You better let me have it, or you won't meet my Dad."

 

[Ameesh]

Originally posted by: AndrewR

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: apoppin

Originally posted by: Beau6183

Originally posted by: apoppin
Seriously, he picked the transportation modes of the day that were popular in the First Century.

Mostly he walked. He also rode by horse or donkey.

It is written that he had no possessions except his clothes.

So . . . extrapolating to today . . . he wouldn't own a car but would be popular enough to get "rides", borrow a disciples' car, or use public transportation or walk.

So basically he's a moocher?

Not really, his Dad OWNS it ALL - even BIGGER than Bill Gates.

Oh, so he's a Daddy's little boy? "You better let me have it, or my dad will beat you up"

He wouldn't have to use that threat -- only, "You better let me have it, or you won't meet my Dad."

I'd make him walk.

 

[Eli]

I'm pretty sure he'd be driving an all original '56 VW Beetle.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Jesus would drive a Nissan, obviously.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

I'm not a religious man but i always thought God aka Jesus's dad was the one that is omnipotent? Please explain Jesus's family tree


so Jesus is half god like Hercules right?

 

[John]

Jesus shops for a Porsche

 

[ultimatebob]

I think that he would drive a big gas guzzling bus that seats at least 13! He needs the room to drive around has disciples, right?

 

[BDawg]

Originally posted by: Jellomancer
Jesus would drive a Nissan, obviously.

But perhaps he would drive a diet coke.

 

[ThumpR777]

posted by AzNmAnJLH
I'm not a religious man but i always thought God aka Jesus's dad was the one that is omnipotent? Please explain Jesus's family tree

AzNmAnJLH This is the easy explanation: Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are kinda like water, ice and steam. The same substance (H2O), but it looks and feels different at different times to us. Jesus chooses not to act Omnipotent although he is, He did not want people attracted to him because of the show he put on. Although he does miracles, he never does them for himself, only for others because of their need. He never used his power to make his own life better, only others.

As for what kind of car would he drive? Well, he rode the donkey, but others guided it. So it would not matter what kind of car it was, Jesus would just sit in the back and ask interesting questions while the driver was held captive: "Well Steve, you just past three churches and I have never seen you in any of them, why is that exactly?" "Um, well, I, went to a wedding in March! Does that count?" "Steve, that was March of 1987."