What Would Jesus Drive?

[BDawg]

CNN has been posing the question to viewers from the website www.whatwouldjesusdrive.org (no link, never been able to hit it).

Some of the more entertaining answers:

Crystler

Carpenters drive pickup trucks

and

Of course a Yugo; it would be a miracle to keep one running.

 

[GoingUp]

LMAO

The phrase I saw that I like the best is, who wants jelly doughnuts....

 

[CasioTech]

Can jebus microwave a burrito so hot that even he cannot eat it?

 

[lozina]

He would drive a pink tricycle with those flashy pink streamers coming out of handles and a basket full of jelly beans

 

[Vic]

Not to crap the thread with reality, but I seriously doubt that Jesus would own a car. He may drive from time to time, and when necessary for travel may ride in a car, but that would be about it.

 

[ThePresence]

He would have someone else drive him around, of course.

 

[rudder]

Would Jesus even have decent enough credit to get a car? No living relatives, no job, no address.

 

[Harvey]

What Would Jesus Drive?

A bulldozer into all of the churches full of pretenders who spew so much ignorance and hatred in his name. :disgust:

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Vic
Not to crap the thread with reality, but I seriously doubt that Jesus would own a car. He may drive from time to time, and when necessary for travel may ride in a car, but that would be about it.

Heyzeus is Amish? :Q

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Harvey

What Would Jesus Drive?

A bulldozer into all of the churches full of pretenders who spew so much ignorance and hatred in his name. :disgust:

 

[GasX]

definitely not a japanese car

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

What Would Jesus Drive?

Yer momma's hips.

nik

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
LMAO

The phrase I saw that I like the best is, who wants jelly doughnuts....

We Want Jack Daniels
What Would Jesus Drink
etc

 

[CasioTech]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

What Would Jesus Drive?

Yer momma's hips.

nik

No, no, that's Jebus' dad.

 

[BDawg]

Now, they're discussing it on Talkback live.

 

[BDawg]

Someone said he would drive a 60's VW Van covered with purple smiley faces and peace signs.

 

[Placer14]

Hahaha, he'd drive a Honda....know why?

Everyone in it would be in one Accord. ROFL. ::sigh::

 

[BDawg]

Page is up now link.

Time to take it down with the ATOT effect.

 

[0roo0roo]

question was faulty. should be what would jesus drive if he were in your position

u know.. suburban yuppie commuter

 

[JellyBaby]

Why drive when you can walk on water?

 

[Amused]

I've seen pictures of Jesus riding asses. Weren't those the SUVs of their day?

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Harvey

What Would Jesus Drive?

A bulldozer into all of the churches full of pretenders who spew so much ignorance and hatred in his name. :disgust:

Perhaps a "Sovereign" (Jag).

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

What Would Jesus Drive?

Yer momma's hips.

nik

No, no, that's Jebus' dad.

I don't know what's worse... a bad joke, or someone who makes another bad joke building on top of it attempting to be funny.

nik

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

What Would Jesus Drive?

Yer momma's hips.

nik

No, no, that's Jebus' dad.

I don't know what's worse... a bad joke, or someone who makes another bad joke building on top of it attempting to be funny.

nik

What's worse? . . . commenting on "another bad joke building on top of it attempting to be funny".

(You can go on . . . about my comment on your comment.)

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: CasioTech

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

What Would Jesus Drive?

Yer momma's hips.

nik

No, no, that's Jebus' dad.

I don't know what's worse... a bad joke, or someone who makes another bad joke building on top of it attempting to be funny.

nik

Or when someone tries to add onto an insult by somehow involving the insultee's gay sorta-famous brother that I've never heard of in one way or another.