What would it take to get you to live in a storage locker?

FelixDeCat

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Hard concrete floors?

Stylish steel roll down door?

Climate controlled?

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TallBill

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As long as I had a bathroom + kitchen I'd be perfectly fine. I've lived in shittier.
 

ahenkel

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It being pitch black it might be nice to sleep in. Plus you could wake up and scare the crap out of families.
 

Crono

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As long as there wasn't a big likelihood of being kicked out, it wouldn't take much.
 

Siddhartha

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"What would it take to get you to live in a storage locker?"
Two weeks of living under a bridge would make a storage locker look like a good hotel room.
 

Sho'Nuff

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What would it take for me to live in a storage locker? Boobs. It would have to have boobs.
 

Imp

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Money, lots of it. But if I had none of it to begin with, just a toilet and shower stall in a closed off section.
 

InflatableBuddha

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This.

As long as I had AC in the summer, and power..I'd be fine. (Obviously a bathroom and kitchen too)

Yep. And I'd need light of course, and I would stock up on books. I'd probably have a fold-away Murphy bed or a cot, and a La-Z-Boy.

I'd probably go to the public library for Interweb access and use a laundromat somewhere close by.

It would be an interesting experiment.
 

Sho'Nuff

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So you'd get a sex change?

Don't goad me. I'm highly susceptible to peer pressure. You never know, next year I might be Soxfanette, and we might be hooking up in the back of your mom's van. Then where would we be? Huh? Huh? Think of my kid for pete's sake! OH THE HUMANITY