What would it take to get you to live in a storage locker?

[ShawnD1]

When you pick up a girl at the bar and start leading her back to your storage locker, she'll quickly figure out you're going to kill her and store her there.

 

[her209]

a sammich

EDIT: Maybe she's licking her lips because the photographer is holding a sammich

Good try but no. Here's a hint:

 

[InflatableBuddha]

What's missing from this picture?

My penor in her mouth? She looks a bit hungry

 

[ShawnD1]

Good try but no. Here's a hint:

What's missing is the woman doesn't look Serbian?

 

[JEDI]

Hard concrete floors?

Stylish steel roll down door?

Climate controlled?

are you allowed?
(how can mgmt stop you?)

is there a bathroom?

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Not one Snow Crash reference? This forum is dead.

 

[PottedMeat]

Not one Snow Crash reference? This forum is dead.

if they put fiber network connections in a storage locker i'd consider living in one...

 

[Blackjack200]

When you pick up a girl at the bar and start leading her back to your storage locker, she'll quickly figure out you're going to kill her and store her there.

That's why you have comfort her with your irresistable charm:
'Does this smell like chloroform to you?'

 

[ShawnD1]

That's why you have comfort her with your irresistable charm:
'Does this smell like chloroform to you?'

Real men use diethyl ether because it's easier to burn the evidence. Halocarbons like chloroform generally don't burn very well. Ether also smells better.