What Will Be YOUR Last Dying Words?!

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virtuamike

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Oct 13, 2000
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Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to ___________________________________________
 

ChrichtonsGirl

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Aug 24, 2000
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"Would someone go post on ATOT that I'm dead?" or "Can you send out a bulk mail to my entire address book letting them know I died?"

It'll probably be more like, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."
 

Hayabusa Rider

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Jan 26, 2000
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If I were witty enough to say it while croaking, I would quote Vespasian. (No not OUR Vespasian, but the other) ;)

Vae puto deus fio.

I like that sense of irony.
 

Elledan

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Jul 24, 2000
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<< Alas, the precious life is leaving my broken body.
Farewell, and don't weep for me, for I have failed.
Long hours I've spend so I could understand,
This universe, and everything inside it.
Yet it was not meant to happen.
Farewell! That you may succeed where I failed.
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Geez, Elledan, isn't it bad enough that your loved ones have to stand around watching you die? Do you have to get all depressing about it? ;)
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Mwah, I like making an impression on other people :p
 

isildur

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Jan 3, 2001
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Alas, the precious life is leaving my broken body.
Farewell, and don't weep for me, for I have failed.
Long hours I've spend so I could understand,
This universe, and everything inside it.
Yet it was not meant to happen.
Farewell! That you may succeed where I failed.


LMAO

Nice!

How about:

"...then laugh, leaning back in my arms, for life is not a paragraph, and death i think is no parenthesis

to die is different from what any one supposed, and luckier

Friends applaud, the comedy is over

 

azazyel

Diamond Member
Oct 6, 2000
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My God...It's full of stars!

Edits:
Bring me Whiskey and lots of it.
Of course I can fly...dude, check out the cape!
screw you I'm taking the blue pill.
 
L

Lola

This is where I am supposed to say something witty and deep right?.............
 

Theslowone

Golden Member
Jul 30, 2000
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I swear they are friendly aliens, look they are holding up the peace sign.... no wait that is only one finger.
 

GundamW

Golden Member
Feb 3, 2000
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"MEDIC! MEDIC!"

"The ... one ... who ... shot ... me ... was ......*pppllllffff*"

"The ... treasure ... is ... buried ... in ........*pppllllffff*"

"Trust ... No ... One .... *pppllllffff*"
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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"Dude, check out my new nitrous set-up"

or perhaps...

"Hey Akbar, what's in the suitcase?"

or perhaps...

"Don't ever let go, Rose, don't ever let go <pause> I meant let go of me you bitch!"

or perhaps...

"Yummy! I've never had pork tartar before."