What Will Be YOUR Last Dying Words?!

[eplebnista]

So long, and thanks for all the fish😀

 

[jjones]

"Billy, put down the gun, it's not a toy."

 

[virtuamike]

Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to ___________________________________________

 

[hevnsnt]

get.....off....my.....oxygen...hos.......................................................

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

"Would someone go post on ATOT that I'm dead?" or "Can you send out a bulk mail to my entire address book letting them know I died?"

It'll probably be more like, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu."

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

If I were witty enough to say it while croaking, I would quote Vespasian. (No not OUR Vespasian, but the other) 😉

Vae puto deus fio.

I like that sense of irony.

 

[SinNisTeR]

BEST.... DEATH.... EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Elledan]

<<

<< Alas, the precious life is leaving my broken body.
Farewell, and don't weep for me, for I have failed.
Long hours I've spend so I could understand,
This universe, and everything inside it.
Yet it was not meant to happen.
Farewell! That you may succeed where I failed. >>


Geez, Elledan, isn't it bad enough that your loved ones have to stand around watching you die? Do you have to get all depressing about it? 😉 >>

Mwah, I like making an impression on other people 😛

 

[isildur]

Alas, the precious life is leaving my broken body.
Farewell, and don't weep for me, for I have failed.
Long hours I've spend so I could understand,
This universe, and everything inside it.
Yet it was not meant to happen.
Farewell! That you may succeed where I failed.

LMAO

Nice!

How about:

"...then laugh, leaning back in my arms, for life is not a paragraph, and death i think is no parenthesis

to die is different from what any one supposed, and luckier

Friends applaud, the comedy is over

 

[rubix]

finally

 

[Orsorum]

<< What duck? >>



Ditto.

 

[Howard]

WHERE THE F*CK IS HE SHOOTING ME FROM!!!

 

[azazyel]

My God...It's full of stars!

Edits:
Bring me Whiskey and lots of it.
Of course I can fly...dude, check out the cape!
screw you I'm taking the blue pill.

 

[Electrode]

<< BOSCO! >>

You stole my idea! :|

 

[MajesticMoose]

ugh, f***ing lag!!!

m00se😉

 

[Lola]

This is where I am supposed to say something witty and deep right?.............

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

"Ihave learned a lot in my life, now I get to forget it all"

 

[SleeplessHeart]

"Death is only the beginning." ~The mummy

 

[Draco]

I'll see you in hell!

 

[Phoenix15]

Don't worry. The safety's on.








😀

 

[Theslowone]

I swear they are friendly aliens, look they are holding up the peace sign.... no wait that is only one finger.

 

[MrDarkside]

"All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

 

[GundamW]

"MEDIC! MEDIC!"

"The ... one ... who ... shot ... me ... was ......*pppllllffff*"

"The ... treasure ... is ... buried ... in ........*pppllllffff*"

"Trust ... No ... One .... *pppllllffff*"

 

[CurtOien]

I would like to tell my wife (as I do often) that I love her.

 

[GasX]

"Dude, check out my new nitrous set-up"

or perhaps...

"Hey Akbar, what's in the suitcase?"

or perhaps...

"Don't ever let go, Rose, don't ever let go <pause> I meant let go of me you bitch!"

or perhaps...

"Yummy! I've never had pork tartar before."