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What to do after a fight

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SoftwareEng

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(This isn't related to my "Taking a lady friend to strip club" post)

What should a guy do after kicking the other guy's ass in a fight in a bar or street? Say you're walking with someone and get attacked; you kick the dude's ass - should you take off; wait for cops, call your mom - what?
 
Is this before or after you curb stomp him?
Though if it was me, and I got jumped and got the upper hand, after the fight I would be waiting for the police to show up because I would have just shot and killed someone.
 
How about not get in the fight in the first place, that way I don't have to worry about cops and looking like an Idiot. 🙂
 
walk away and think to yourself "i am glad i walked away from that"

it could have been worse

talk to you mom why??
 
One of my favorite fights I saw:

Location: Se7en (when it was still open in Vegas...I think it's gone now)
Where: On the patio
What: Guy walks up to another randomly and hits him 1 punch to the face..the guy is immediately knocked out and falls down...guy jumps the rail and took off down the strip

This all happened in about 3 seconds..so it took about 3 more to realize someone was actually on the ground after you mentally went " OH DAMN!"
 
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
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And mark your territory apparently
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
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I much prefer defication... nothing says 'fvck you' like a steamy deuce.
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
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I much prefer defication... nothing says 'fvck you' like a steamy deuce.
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QFT!
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
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Then poop in his mouth just to make it clear.


edit: beaten, sort of...
 
Originally posted by: Platypus
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm done thrashing some random street punk, I like to urinate on him, you know, just to show him who's boss.
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I much prefer defication... nothing says 'fvck you' like a steamy deuce.
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HAHAHAHAHa
 
No point in getting the cops involved unless you're trying to sue. Big boys can handle things without tattling. Next week, you'll be having a drink together and laughing about the whole thing.
 
Take off any weapons on the guy, get identification. If you can get in trouble, phone in on the police, if not, take out his eyes so he can't see you again and can't confirm how you look like to people/authorities. 🙂
 
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