1.) I slipped on wet leaves and there was a piece of board underneath, anyway, it sliced my palm to the bone and left a hugh jass splinter in my hand. My dad held my hand down and poured a whole bottle of alcohol (healthy stuff, not drunk stuff) on the wound and mom opened it up and got the pieces out with tweezers. Never got stitches, just slapped some meat on it and wrapped gauze and had to go back out and play
2.) I was holding a small tree as I was cutting it down with a small axe. Well, the axe slipped and hit my finger nail and cut up to the 1st knuckle, shaving the skin and meat off. :Q
3.) Getting my ingrown toe nail taken out by a foot doctor. I am one of those 1 in 1,000,000 or so people that have extra nerves in my body so I had to get 3 anesthetic (sp) shots in my toe. It didnt help that my toe was really really infected. I about broke my dad's hand and the arm of the chair. Never did get any damn ice cream.
4.) Left the computer plugged in and ON while I opened the power supply and proceeded to mess with the insides with my handy screw driver and hands. 1 of 83,183 time I have been electricuted. Actually the amount of electricity that constantly goes through my body is amazing. On those testers I send the needle all the way to the right.
5.) Falling off a motorcyle and the oil cap coming off and the oil going out all over my legs and also getting burned really bad on a three wheeler, same type of accident.
6.) I jumped out of the back of a truck while it was going down the road, got a huge concussion. Spent half the night in the hospital and the rest in a neck brace. It screwed up my vision and I still have knots in the back of my head from the gravel.
7.) Having warts removed with acid, not liquid nitrogen, but the acid stuff. OMFG you cant do anything for 2 weeks, but I had them on my finger tips and hands. Just rubbing a feather across them felt like a sledge hammer. Liquid nitrogen does hurt like a mofo as well, but its over in about 8 hours for the most part.
I have plenty more but am tired of typing.