What the hell was wrong with Jesus anyway?

[virtuamike]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Romans828

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion

Why should religious beliefs be given immunity to criticism and mockery when Political beliefs are fair game?

hypocrite

The truth is not in you. May God have mercy on your soul

Muddle Minded Jeebus Boy, there is no God!

Stop the fighting. Can't we all just get along?

Commence French bashing. Stupid cheese eating surrender monkeys.

 

[Azraele]

This thread should never have been created.

:disgust:

 

[LadyJessica]

May Allah (praise be to him) have mercy on your souls.

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
-Jesus Christ

I'M JESUS CHRIST, BITCH!

- M4H

Hahaha

 

[Papagayo]

He could of made lot of money in Vegas.

 

[pyonir]

bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: pyonir
bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

Nope, just those devil worshipers running amok. Carry on.

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: pyonir
bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

Nope, just those devil worshipers running amok. Carry on.

No...not devil worshipers. If you don't believe in the god it's kind of hard to believe in the devil. You are the worst of all the bible thumpers. Carry on.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: Papagayo
He could of made lot of money in Vegas.

I saw his show and it rocks.....Lots of laser light effects
and this really stacked hot chick as an assistant

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

So a Christian ripped you off? Because the definition of a Christians forbids ripping people off, and the one who you met ripped you off, the one who did wasn't Christian. I call them Counterfeit-Christians; people who talk the talk but don't walk the walk. Not a TRUE Christian.

-MiND

Everybody is a "counterfeit-christian", because nobody is perfect, everybody has "sinned", and it's all a bunch of fear mongering bullsh!t.

Ok, I'm done.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: pyonir
bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

Nope, just those devil worshipers running amok. Carry on.

No...not devil worshipers. If you don't believe in the god it's kind of hard to believe in the devil. You are the worst of all the bible thumpers. Carry on.

Better to be accused of thumping the Bible than carrying a pitchfork.:evil:

 

[pyonir]

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: pyonir

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: pyonir
bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

Nope, just those devil worshipers running amok. Carry on.

No...not devil worshipers. If you don't believe in the god it's kind of hard to believe in the devil. You are the worst of all the bible thumpers. Carry on.

Better to be accused of thumping the Bible than carrying a pitchfork.:evil:

Says society.

I contend that it's all shens. The Devil created God as a guise. Be it Memnoch, God, Allah, etc, we're all worshipping the same diety.

 

[Ogg]

Originally posted by: pyonir

Youre right Pyonir!

Felix De Kat

Look the trinity of

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: pyonir

You know I love you pyonir. I love everybody. For some people however, their belly is their god. They deny Gods existance and claim to believe in the nonexistance of evil while persecuting good people and persuing a lifestyle that allows them to blaspheme God, mastrubate to pornography, take drugs, engage in/promote /or condone homosexual behavior, etc, etc...

But thats not you. Right?

 

[pyonir]

Originally posted by: FelixDeKat

Originally posted by: pyonir

You know I love you pyonir. I love everybody. For some people however, their belly is their god. They deny Gods existance and claim to believe in the nonexistance of evil while persecuting good people and persuing a lifestyle that allows them to blaspheme God, mastrubate to pornography, take drugs, engage in/promote /or condone homosexual behavior, etc, etc...

But thats not you. Right?

No. It isn't. Don't pretend to know anything about me. You don't.

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: pyonir
bloody christ there are a lot of bible thumpers in this thread.

they prefer to be called fundies, you know.

 

[Mill]

Damn my thread was TKOed by bible beaters. How ironic.

 

[Mill]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: tweakmm
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
-Jesus Christ

I'M JESUS CHRIST, BITCH!

- M4H

Show Jesus those titties bitch! Go over there and have sex with Paul, I'm Jesus Christ Biactch.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: Mill
He turned water into wine. Why didn't he do something useful like turn sugar into cocaine?

lol,maybe he hadn't heard that jingle "things go better with coke"?

 

[przero]

Psalm 53
1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.

 

[djplayx714]

Is this what happens when you dudes cant eat meat for a day?

We buddhists try to stay out of this.