What the hell was wrong with Jesus anyway?

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GasX

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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I am going to hell for posting in this thread...

Actually, the bible got it wrong. Jesus was a little crybaby. What actually happened was they ran out of wine. Then when someone poured Jesus a glass of water he began to whine about it. Since everyone was drunk the story got a little distorted...
 

udonoogen

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Romans828

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I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion
Why should religious beliefs be given immunity to criticism and mockery when Political beliefs are fair game?
 

iamwiz82

Lifer
Jan 10, 2001
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Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion

And I am sure that your comments in P&N have and would offend gay people.
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C'DaleRider

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Jan 13, 2000
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Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

Jesus was a Jew, no0b. :D

You do know the first Christians WERE Jews, right no0b?

 

tweakmm

Lifer
May 28, 2001
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Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

Jesus was a Jew, no0b. :D

You do know the first Christians WERE Jews, right no0b?
You mean they were Jews, then they became Christians? If not, I don't understand because I thought the two were pretty mutualy exclusive.

 

Romans828

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Feb 14, 2004
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Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion
Why should religious beliefs be given immunity to criticism and mockery when Political beliefs are fair game?


hypocrite

The truth is not in you. May God have mercy on your soul
 

Cerb

Elite Member
Aug 26, 2000
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Originally posted by: Mill
He turned water into wine. Why didn't he do something useful like turn sugar into cocaine?
He had to host Jesus and Pals, so didn't have the time to learn.
 

dquan97

Lifer
Jul 9, 2002
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Originally posted by: Mwilding
Why do people get offended so easily?

Because there are some things that are OK to joke with, and some that are not. It's like telling any soldier that the flag should be burnt and that the Constitution is pure garbage.
 

IGBT

Lifer
Jul 16, 2001
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He could have saved those guys a lot of anguish and told them the earth isn't flat...
 

PowerMac4Ever

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Dec 9, 2000
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Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion
I'd say it's more offensive to jews... and I hate jews.
 

Karsten

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Oct 9, 1999
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Originally posted by: dquan97
Originally posted by: Mwilding
Why do people get offended so easily?

Because there are some things that are OK to joke with, and some that are not. It's like telling any soldier that the flag should be burnt and that the Constitution is pure garbage.

Just like there is people that will be to dumb to understand that the flag and constitution gives them the freedom they so use... or abuse....
People will mock Jesus and take the awesome love and willing sacrifice for all mankind and spit on it.

Never the less. Jesus died with Mill in mind on the cross.

You can argue about basic laws as much as you want.... that still doesn't make it untrue.
The wage of Sin is death. Believe it or not, you will die.
The awesome love of God gave you a chance to have eternal life with Him. He died willing for you to take your penalty... No greater love has someone that dies for his friend...
Make fun of Him, spit on Him, kick Him... nothing else did the people that crucified Him. He could have struck them down if He had chosen to, but He loved them as much as You!
 

Lorax

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Apr 14, 2000
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Originally posted by: tweakmm
Originally posted by: C'DaleRider
Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: MillionaireNextDoor
Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV? and the list goes on and on...

Our wants cannot be satiated by things. Sure, Jesus can make stuff to offer to us but to what end? Instead he offered himself to us. It's there. Now, what's left is to accept the offering.

My $0.02

-MiND

This thread was hardly serious, but thanks. I was just wondering why Jesus didn't hook me up. I met him in an alleyway here and waited like 10 minutes for him. He ripped me off for 20 bucks. Damn Christians...

Jesus was a Jew, no0b. :D

You do know the first Christians WERE Jews, right no0b?
You mean they were Jews, then they became Christians? If not, I don't understand because I thought the two were pretty mutualy exclusive.


christianity was first seen as an offshoot of judaism, like protestants and catholics today. as more and more gentiles joined up, they lost the offshoot status.
 

yllus

Elite Member & Lifer
Aug 20, 2000
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Why make cocaine? To make money? Why not just make money? Why make money? Plasma screen TV? Why not just make a Plasma screen TV?
Sweet, I bet that sh!t would never burn in
 

Red Dawn

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Jun 4, 2001
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Originally posted by: Romans828
Originally posted by: Red Dawn
Originally posted by: Romans828
I can't believe the moderators here would allow this thread to remain.

Its extremely offensive to Christians.

I would hope reasonable forum members would join me in protest.

I can take a joke like the next guy, but some of the things being advanced in is thread is completely out of line.

Thank-you for considering my opinion
Why should religious beliefs be given immunity to criticism and mockery when Political beliefs are fair game?


hypocrite

The truth is not in you. May God have mercy on your soul
Muddle Minded Jeebus Boy, there is no God!