What the hell just came out of my sinuses?

[Jeff7]

It's obviously the excrement from some sort of entity living in your head. You might not make it until next week.

Or else it's just one of many eggs that it laid.

 

[tcsenter]

Looks like a piece of cheese. Could have aged nicely while it was stuck up there. Spread it on a quality cracker and enjoy.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Alien egg sac, good thing you removed it when you did, destroy it with fire.

 

[Rage187]

tonsilith

Crazy, I've had those but always thought they were bile. Learn something new everyday.

 

[pcgeek11]

WTF...

 

[Bryophyte]

OP, did you save that thing in a jar for your doctor? I wonder if it would be better to leave it at room temperature or store it in the fridge.:\

 

[SKORPI0]

Alien egg sac, good thing you removed it when you did, destroy it with fire.

Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.... 😱

 

[tfinch2]

Brain matter?

 

[ShadowOfMyself]

WTF... Id freak out if something like that came out of my nose

 

[UberNeuman]

It's good with salt and butter....

 

[eits]

i bet that thing smells fantastic...

 

[DanDaManJC]

hmmm so much nom

 

[QueBert]

you should try selling it on Ebay, who knows some weirdo freak might buy it 😀

 

[Oil]

Looks like a deformed Corn Pop :hmm:

 

[mjrpes3]

Put it in the microwave and see if it expands like a peep...

 

[Bryophyte]

So, OP, what did your doctor have to say?

 

[zinfamous]

dear god.

you need to eat the cheese curds, not snort them.

sometimes I'll be eating corn or rice or something and sneeze or randomly swallow in an awkward manner, and those little bastards will get lodged in my sinuses. Rather uncomfortable, until I manage to blow them out through the nose.

at first, I thought that was a rice krispy, but I suppose it is "rubbery" in texture?

 

[spidey07]

Aww, OP made a pearl!

 

[Bill Brasky]

 

[Jeff7]

Aww, OP made a pearl!

Isn't that fun though? If a clam pukes up something, it's very valuable. (But it's also shiny. Apparently we share a distant ancestor with magpies.) You sneeze up something substantial, and I bet you didn't even get any monetary offers yet. ("I'll give you $5 if you swallow that, $20 if you chew it." doesn't count.)