What the hell is it with people at work that don't know when to give a phrase a rest?

[BillyBatson]

Originally posted by: yobarman
LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS A CASE OF THE MONDAYS!!!!11111oneoneone

 

[antyler]

You have been advised.

Please Advise.

 

[eits]

top 3 things people could say to receive a swift assbeating by me:

1. "git 'er done"
2. "i'm rick james, bitch!"
3. "(mencia voice) der de-derrr"

 

[mayonnaise]

Burn the building down?

 

[chuckywang]

Originally posted by: BrianH1
WWRJD?

(what would ron jeremy do)

Two chicks at the same time.

 

[Reel]

Yeah. That is standard work lingo. It happens. If you complain, you will look like the crazy one unless you are really skillful at convincing them.

 

[Fritzo]

When people do that in our office, I always reply with some goofy variation of the phrase.

For instance, you could respond to the message, and end it with "I HAVE ADVISEN." 🙂

 

[thecoolnessrune]

Originally posted by: 91TTZ

Originally posted by: raildogg
Hey thar.

Please advice.

We need to enhance collaborative models, empower transparent partnerships, visualise intuitive solutions, and revolutionise out-of-the-box channels. Repurpose synergistic convergence if you have to.

Please advise.

You do that. Ima go take a wicked sh!t. I dont know if I can do it alone!

Please advise

 

[FelixDeCat]

Report everyone to HR for creating a hostile email environment, then consult an EEOC lawyer asap! :evil:

 

[BrokenVisage]

I'm thinking of selling Anandtech to Tom's Hardware.

Please Advice.

Thanks care,
Anand

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: MaxDSP
2 people, both in the same dept, always ending their e-mails with "Please advise", no matter the subject. Maybe I should reply with "I advise you to drop that bullshIt phrase and talk normally you ass clown" :roll:

<waiting for the inevitable Office Space references>

well tell them 'going forward' i would appreciate it if you no longer used phrases like that...


I want to jab myself in the ear drums with fountain pens whenever someone uses 'going forward'

 

[acemcmac]

SPIDER

 

[preslove]

"Thinking outside the box" is worse. Only a total idiot would even think of saying that.